The Unofficial Band Names Homepage
What's New?
Page vets can now check out the
Newest 25 names, or, if you're hardcore, the
Newest 80. To accommodate the mass-submissions
of late, we hereby offer the Newest 360 for
perusing a serious chunck of the pie.
(Names are shown in newest to less-newest order.)
What the...?
This is the unofficial homepage of ideas for band names, ranging
from the cool to the sublime to the asinine. There really are a few
gems in here... honest.
If you'd like to add some of your ideas to the list, please
drop me a line. I now have
an online form available. Just
send in your ideas!
If you'd like to USE one of these names, or know of a band that's
already using it, please drop me a
line. It's no biggie, I just want to keep track.
In either case, I'll be happy to advertise/give credit where due and
stuff. It'd be hilarious for people to be able to come to a spot
to seek a name for the their band.
God forbid this be it. :)
Potentially overoffensive names have been omitted. Feel free to start
a page for that on your own. Thanx...
The Big List
- 007 & the Q Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
- 1040-EZ
- 12-Ounce Pound Cake - submitted by Kevin
- 2 for Flinching - credit to Wenman
- 22 Caliber Death Pebbles - submitted by Jim Pellak
- 26+6=1 - for all the IRA members out there..., credit to Earl
- 2st & 1nd - pronounced "Secost and Firnd"; there are many variations on this, including Stock's idea: 1nd and 2th ("Wund and Tooth")
- 3-Toed Hairless Chia Spank - one of Ken's Gang's
- 50 Drink Minimum - submitted by Sean Hagey
- 60-cycle Hum
- 80 Proof - one of Pran's
- 9-Volt Revolt - submitted by James Kennison
- 9th Bolgia - submitted by Earl
- A is for Arson - not to be confused with just plain Arson, below
- Abby on an Aardvark
- The Able-Bodied Skinny Guys - submitted by Earl
- Abort Retry Fail - credit to Chris Dwan, I think
- Acid Reflux - submitted by Luke
- Acorn Ecstasy - one of Ken's Gang's
- Adaptive Derision
- Adolecence - submitted by "CLoWn"
- Aftermath - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
- Afternoon Rugs - one of Ken's Gang's
- Aggravated Assault - one by Marc
- Agnodice in Whendiirlland - an anagram (not for Mongo)
- Agnostic Gods - submitted by Dale
- Airhead Jordan - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Aladdin's Toupee - one of Ken's Gang's
- Aladin Sane - submitted by Tim Lowry
- The Albanian Mambo League - one by Pran
- The Albino Midget Stiltwalkers - submitted by Jason Woods
- Albino - one of Ken's Gang's
- Alcoholic Nazi Bastards - submitted by WuZoR
- Algorhythm - one of Gino's
- Ali Babba and the 40 F*#kheads - submitted by Earl
- Alive but Asleep
- All Liqoured up and no Place to Go - submitted by Sean Hagey
- All the Kings Horses - submitted by Earl
- Alloie - submitted by "Gesikah"
- The Allotropic Phase Transformations (ATP) - submitted by Brian Forster
- Altoid-Burn - credit to Earl
- The Aluminum Canfreaks - submitted by 'Liam
- American Standard - one of Marc's
- AmerInd Cowboys - submitted by Earl
- Amish Stormtrooper - one by Third Street
- Anakin and the Sith Lords - submitted by Earl
- Anal Attack! - credit to Earl
- Anal Groove - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
- Anal Retentive Mouse Ball - one by Stock
- Anal Testicle - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Anal Vacuum - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Anarchados - submitted by "Find out yourself"
- Anatomy of a Small Boy - submitted by Deepzilla
- Anchovy - credit to Chris Dwan
- And Then
- The Andrew Vachss Jyhad - submitted by Earl
- Angina - credit to Pran
- Antagonistic Surprise - submitted by George McKenzie
- Anthropomorphine - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Apocolypse Then - submitted by Earl
- Apocryphal Pants - submitted by Deepzilla
- Appliance - submitted by Luke
- Are You Okay? - submitted by Chase A.
- Arizona Bay - (from St. Bill Hicks) submitted by Earl
- Army of Enyas - inspired by conv. w/ Marc and 'Liam
- Arse - submitted by Ivy
- Arson
- The Art of Pissing Quietly
- Asbestos Inhaler - submitted by Jason Woods
- Asphault Junkies - submitted by Ben Dover
- Asphault Monkeys - submitted by Tim Lowry
- Atomic Taco - submitted by Jason Woods
- The Auditors
- Auntie Em Engineers - submitted by Jeff Parker
- Auto-erotic Suicide - submitted by Earl
- Autumnal Whispering - one of Pran's
- Baby with the Bath Water - submitted by Earl
- Backlit Smoke
- Bad Breath - one of Ken's Gang's
- Bad Joke Rambo - credit to Stock
- Bad Mojo - submitted by Earl
- Bad Smack - submitted by Earl
- Bad; grammer" - submitted by Earl
- Bag of Crap - submitted by Jason Woods
- Ball Bath Scuba - very very indirect credit to Jon Appel
- Ballistic Hedgehog - one by Pran
- Balloon Chin - one of Ken's Gang's
- Banal
- Banana Bra - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Band Before Time - credit to Markus
- The Band Which Should Not Be Named - submitted by Earl
- Baneful Mutterings - credit to Pran
- Bark Spackle - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Barney Fife Blues Band - submitted by Earl
- Barnyard Bimbos - submitted by Anthony Garza of KJTV (with a bit of a story behind it)
- Baroque Pickle - credit to Pran
- Barry Sandblasters Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Bat-Winged Boston Terriers - Steve Kapolka gets partial credit, submitted by Fred Himebaugh
- BD/SM Baking - submitted by Earl
- Be-Bim-Satan - submitted by Al Smith of the Squirrel Mountain Orchestra
- Bean Bag - one of Ken's Gang's
- Bean Dip Extraordinaire - submitted by Jen Giel
- Beans Of Failure - one of Ken's Gang's
- Beat Me Please - submitted by Earl
- Because We Can - submitted by "Angel"
- Beefball - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Beefy Beefstock and the Stinx Funny Experience - submitted by Dom and Joe
- The Belligerent Articulates - Pran deftly snags the 334th entry
- The Bent Menorah - Stock's idea for a Jewish thrash group
- Bent to the Left - one by Jake (ask 'Liam)
- Bereft - submitted by Deepzilla
- Better than Centipedes - submitted by Jason Larke
- Better Than Sodomy
- The Betty Page Look-Alike Contest - submitted by Earl
- Beyond Chocolate and Vanilla - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- BFOB - submitted by Deepzilla
- Big Boots - credit to Gino
- The Big Boys - submitted by Earl
- Big Daddy Weedwacker and the Disco Rodents - credit to Travis Harrett (thru 'Liam)
- Big Fat Ralph and The Dildo Factories - submitted by Jason Woods
- Big Green Sofa - submitted by Tadd Moore
- Big Help
- Big Mac's Long Balls - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Big Ropey Arcs - one by Earl
- Billy A**hole - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
- Biocide - submitted by Tim Richardson
- Bionic Whore - credit to Shade
- Birth Caul - submitted by Earl
- Birthing a Brick - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- BitchMartyr - credit to Pran
- Bite the Wax Tadpole - Long story... BNOTM Feb '97
- Black Saturn - I saw one in my parking lot.
- Black Steed - submitted by Glenn Kotcher, and our 750th entry!
- Blendersplat - one of Ken's Gang's, and BNOTM Jan '97
- The Blind Venetians - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Blinking Porpoise - another by Pran
- Bliss - one of Ken's Gang's - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Blissfully Naive - credit to Cris Nugent
- Blondie's Peroxide - one of Jen Giel's
- Blood in the Vaseline - one by Earl
- Bloodgroove one by Marc - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Bloodless Coup - one by Earl
- Bloodlust - one of Marc's
- Bloodmagnet! - one by Jon Appel, he imagines as great for a Scottish harccore punk band
- The Bloody Pillows - submitted by Clifton Fraley-Burgett
- Blubbering Buttcheeks - submitted by Jason Woods
- Blue Blue Scrotum Lather - submitted by CrazyJohn Geis
- Blue Fondue - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Blue Shift - credit to DV
- Blues Guitar for the Hopelessly Stupid - submitted by Earl
- Blumpy - one of Ken's Gang's - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Boat Drinks - one by Earl
- Boats Booze & Fireworks - inspired by Stock
- Bob Smith's Nooks and Crannies - submitted by Sean Hagey
- The Bobbing Wads
- Bone-Smuggling Pillow Biter - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Boobs
- The Bootleggers - submitted by Earl
- Booze! - one by Pran
- Bottom of the 11th - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Bottomless Pitz - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Botulism - a Pran classic
- Bourbon Prophecy - submitted by Dale
- Box Of Weevils - one of Ken's Gang's
- Brain Debt - credit to Pran
- Brass Icicles - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Brave Little Toaster - submitted by Luke
- Broke, Sticky and Confused - submitted by Earl
- Broken Phone Lines - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Broken Yolk
- Broom Closet - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Brothers Machiavelli - submitted by Earl
- Brucilosis - submitted by Earl
- Bubba, You Dented My Plate, or just Bubba - both by Ken's Gang
- Bubble Sandwich - one of Ken's Gang's
- Bubblegum Hail - one of Ken's Gang's
- Buddha Nature - one by Pran
- Bungee Kords - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Burial Trash - one by Jason Larke
- Burning Dead Jawas - an Earl Corey Brown original
- Burning the Scarecrow
- Burnt Asthma Flakes - submitted by Jason Woods
- Burnt Toast - one of Ken's Gang's
- Burnt - submitted by Earl
- Bushwhackers - from the people present at the past Porn Party at Pran's Place
- Busting Heads - credit to Pran
- Butch Bidet and the Urinal Gestapo - another one by Marc
- Butt Quid - submitted by Kevin
- Butt Wait - credit to Stock
- Butthole Fireball - submitted by Jason Woods
- Buttnugget - one of Ken's Gang's, modified by me - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Buttstroke - inspired by Stock
- Caliban - submitted by Earl
- Call Me Daddy - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Calm Clams - "Sean" via Jon Appel
- The Canadians - one by Earl
- Candid Marionettes - one of Pran's
- Canister
- Canon - one of Marc's
- Captain Coronary - submitted by "Find out yourself"
- Captain Kitty - submitted by Ivy
- Captain Ridiculous
- Captain Yeast Infector - submitted by Jason Woods
- Carload of Geeks - credit to Pran
- Carpet Shavings - one of Ken's Gang's
- Cast Iron Mud Puddle - credit to Fred & Bethanne
- Catalyst for Destruction
- Catatonic Jen - credit to Shawn Trombley
- Catheter - one of Pran's
- Catholic School Girls - submitted by Ivy
- Cautious Gypsy - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Celery Stalkers - one of Leah's
- Chapped Lips - one of Ken's Gang's
- Charisma 19
- Charismatic Megafauna - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Charybdis - one of Marc's
- Cheese Filling - Pran sneaks in the 250th entry!
- Cheetah Sex - one of Ken's Gang's
- Chemical Smile - submitted by "Davey"
- Chest Explosion - one of Ken's Gang's
- Chest for Men - submitted by Jen Giel
- Chest Hair Spasm - one of Ken's Gang's
- Chimichanga - one by Stock
- Chlorine in the Gene Pool - submitted by Earl
- Chode - one of Ken's Gang's
- Choir Invisible - credit to Earl
- Chop Shop - submitted by Deepzilla
- Chow Yun Fat Attack - credit to Earl
- Chunnel
- Citrus Carnivore - one of Pran's
- Classic Captains - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Claustrophobic Glass - one of Ken's Gang's
- Clean Sweep - one by Marc
- Clearly Confused - one of Marc's
- The Clive Barker Fan Club - submitted by Earl
- Closed Until Further Notice - submitted by Chase A.
- Clown Spit - one of Ken's Gang's
- Clowns on Crack - another by Marc
- Collateral Damage - Jason Larke's counterpart to Punitive Damage
- Collectively Moping - captured from conversation by Pran and Marc
- Colon Zamboni - credit to Dwan
- Completely Sideways - one by Markus
- Condemned Already (John 3:18) - by Glenn Kotcher
- Confused at the Wheel - submitted by Chase A.
- Cosmic Trigger - from the Robert Anton Wilson book, credit to Earl
- The Cotton Briefs - submitted by Sean Hagey
- The Couch Geckos - credit to Pran and I
- The Country's Best Ex-President - submitted by Earl
- Covariance
- Cowboy Dreams - submitted by Earl
- Crab Rangoon - credit to Mer
- Crack-loving Soccer Moms - submitted by Deepzilla
- Cracked Nut - by Markus
- Crackheads Against Heroin Abuse - submitted by WuZoR
- Cradlejack - credit to Pran
- Crapface - submitted by Jason Woods
- Crapturdica - submitted by Jason Woods
- Creamstyle Corn - submitted by Jason Woods
- Critical Failure - submitted by Brian Forster
- Cromwell in Hell - submitted by Earl
- Crotch
- Cryolite & Tommy Puddinhead - one of Marc's
- Cthulu Fhtagn - submitted by Earl
- Cuica Eureka - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- The Cunning Linguists - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- The Cunning Stunts - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
- Cusp of Twilight - one of Marc's
- Cutting of the Rose - submitted by Earl
- Cybersheep - submitted by Earl
- The Cygnet Kidnapping League - one by Jen Giel
- Dag Nabbit - credit to Stock
- Dandylion Whine - submitted by the St. Mary's crew
- Das Uber-Band - credit to Jim and Gina (thru Earl)
- The Day the Ivy Died - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Dead Air
- Dead Camels - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dead Skin Factory - submitted by Tim Lowry
- Dead-inbred-tyrants - credit to Earl
- The Deadbeat Club - one of Marc's, inspired by the B-52's
- Death by Disco - one by Third Street
- Deep Runes - credit to Chris Dwan
- Def Hand Dum - submitted by "Davey"
- The Defenestrators - one by Earl
- Deferral of Silence
- Delta V - submitted by Earl
- Dental Infection - one of Ken's Gang's
- Depositor's Dump - submitted by Jen Giel
- Der Emmy Pooh - one of Ken's Gang's
- Desire de Vivre - credit to Nico
- Deth Chiq
- Detroit Punch - one of Stock's
- Devil in a Parka - credit's gotta go to Pran, I guess
- The Devil in Miss Hathaway - submitted by Earl
- Devils' Toilet Paper - submitted by Kevin
- Dial Tone
- Dick Nixon - submitted by Earl
- Dig Your Own Grave - submitted by Ivy
- Digging For Turtles - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dildo! - submitted by Earl
- Dillpriest - one of Pran's
- Dimple Dumplings - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dingos Ate My Baby - submitted by Earl
- The Dining Philosophers - one by DV
- The Dirty Joneses - submitted by Zack Lewis
- Disabled Dwarfs - one of Ken's Gang's
- Disallowed - submitted by Jen Giel
- Disappearing Elbows - one of Ken's Gang's
- Disco Donkey - submitted by Jason Woods
- Diseasey E - submitted by Jason Woods
- The Ditch Doctors - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Do Not Eat - inspired by Markus
- Dog Dish - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- The Dogmatic Liberals - submitted by Earl
- Doodz - one of Pran's
- The Dooky Boys - submitted by Jason Woods
- The Door-to-Door Bra Salesmen - submitted by Earl
- Doorknob Entrails - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dork Bus - submitted by Jason Woods
- Dork - submitted by Jen Giel
- Dose - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dotted Lines - submitted by Jen Giel
- Dove Ortorio - one of Ken's Gang's
- The DP Angels - submitted by Earl
- Drastic Measures - submitted by BadCartoon of AOL
- Dream Catcher - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dreaming in Tandem
- Dress to the Left - submitted by Earl
- Dressed in Black - submitted by Earl
- Dripping with Hate - submitted by Earl
- Drooling Savants - one of Dwan's
- Duck Tape Souls - credit to Chris Dwan
- Dueling Eyebrows - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dumb Questions, Dumber Answers - submitted by Earl
- The Dumb, Dumb Thing - credit to Dwan
- Dungeon Of Laughter - one of Ken's Gang's
- Dynamic Simulation - one of Markus'
- DysFunctionD - submitted by Tim Richardson
- Dysplastic Menace - submitted by Deepzilla
- Earhole - submitted by Jason Woods
- Earl-Style Joy - credit to Earl
- Earthworm Trumpet - submitted by Jason Woods
- Earwig - one of Ken's Gang's
- Ebola Zaire - one by Earl
- Ecnalubma
- The Ed Project
- Edith Gorgenstein - one of Ken's Gang's
- Electric Chalk Dust - credit to Jon Appel
- Electric Dentures - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Electric Underwear - one of Ken's Gang's
- Electro-Go-Round (tho I have to admit I also, for some reason, considered Tinkle-Go-Round, which seemed somehow much funnier...)
- Electroschlock - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Elite Lag - submitted by Deepzilla
- Elliptical Inversion - credit to Chris Nugent and Pran
- Emmission - credit to Marc McC from the IA back home
- Enchanted Rivoli Master - submitted by Ivy
- Endeavor - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Endless Genderosity - submitted by Deepzilla
- Endless Thrum - by Third Street
- Endymion - submitted by Earl
- Enemas Of Distinction - one of Ken's Gang's
- Erudite Rumblings - credit to Pran
- Eschatlolgy seminar - submitted by Earl
- Escher's Nightmare
- The Essential Vitamins - submitted by Earl
- The Eternal Jackass - submitted by Earl
- Eternal Virgin - submitted by Princess
- Ethnic Cleansing - a strangish one by Marc
- Ethnic Fan Club - one of Pran's
- Euclid - credit to Markus
- Evil Gin - one by Earl
- Excavated Caterpillar - one of Ken's Gang's
- Exit 41 - replace 41 with a highway exit of significance to your group
- The Explosive Bowel Crisis - submitted by Earl
- Extended Shrub - one of Ken's Gang's
- Extracurricular Murder - credit to Marc
- Eye Duneaux
- Eyeball - credit to Pran
- The F*#king Texans - submitted by Earl
- FaceCrust - submitted by Jeff Parker
- Fade to Brown - one of Phoenix's
- Fading Glory - submitted by Earl
- FAH Q. - one by Wenman
- Fainna - submitted by Earl
- Fairy & Unicorn Girl - one by Earl
- Fakespace - inspired by Stock
- The Fallen - submitted by Earl
- Fantastic Love Orchard - one of 'Liam's
- Fart Ambience - submitted by Jason Woods
- Farts in a Jar - submitted by Jim Drake for Shannon
- Fast Johnny Nard-Gard and the Acrobrats - inspired by the Online Cycling Glossary
- Fast Lane - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
- Fat Plumber's Plungers - submitted by Jason Maddux
- The Fate of All Tyrants - submitted by Earl
- FD&C Yellow #5 - one by Stock
- Fear and Loathing in Your Pants - submitted by Earl
- Fear No Man - submitted by James Kennison
- Feather Wig - one of Ken's Gang's
- Feeling Dental - submitted by Pran
- Feline Jesus - Ken Priebe of Ken's Gang
- Fellatio Machine - submitted by Earl
- Feral Urbania
- Fido Go Home - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- The Fifth Patrol - inspired by an idea from my Scouting days...
- The Final Sunsets - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Finch - submitted by Angel Bizkit
- Fink Ployd - credit to Earl
- Fire en-gin (or my twist on it, Fire n' Gin) - submitted by Bob Walliston - and joint recipient of the coveted First Band Name to Actually Get Used award! (Check out their homepage.)
- Fire Nuts - submitted by Jason Woods
- Five Guys in a Deathtrap - submitted by Earl
- Fixin' for a Crucifixin' - submitted by Goatlord
- Flacid Spasm - one of Ken's Gang's
- Flailing Limbs - one by Pran
- Flaming Bishop - one of Ken's Gang's
- Flaming Elf Head - credit to Third Street
- Flashbulbs by Candlelight
- Flinging Wampum - one by Stock
- Floating Corpses - one of Gino's
- Floating in R^3 - another by Stock
- Flood of Nincompoops - submitted by Deepzilla
- Flush - one of Nate's
- The Flying Butt Monkeys (from the Planet Saturn) - submitted by Cale Hutchings
- Flying by Mirrors
- Foist
- Fool Your Friends - submitted by James Kennison
- Force Without Form - inspired by a Rush lyric
- Forgotten Souls - submitted by Pam Ramey
- Fortunate Yeti - submitted by Deepzilla
- Forward No Subject - credit to Markus
- Four Ugly Guys and a Drummer - credit to Shade, and BNOTM Jun '97
- Frank Makes Me Horny - submitted by Tadd Moore
- Freakish Challenger - credit to Marc and Jason Larke
- Fred is Dead - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
- Free Beer - submitted by Geoffrey Dietrich
- Free To Be - submitted by "Angel"
- French Press - one of Jen Giel's
- Frogs From Milwaukee - one of Ken's Gang's
- Fungal Aroma - submitted by Pran
- Furry Uncle - submitted by Earl
- Fuzzy Flatulence - one of Ken's Gang's
- Fuzzy Honey - Jen Giel gives us number 667!
- Fuzzy Logic - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Fuzzy Wuzzy and the Have-no-Hairs - submitted by Sean Hagey
- The Gaffers - submitted by Earl
- Galaxy Crack - one of Ken's Gang's
- Gall Bladder - one of Ken's Gang's
- Ganesa, Remover of Obstacles - submitted by Earl
- Gasm - credit to Pran
- Gaussian Proportions - credit to Markus
- Gawdauful - submitted by WuZoR
- The Geek Rays - submitted by Jason Woods
- General Relativity - one of DV's
- Gentle Renderings
- Gerbil Jalopy - one of Ken's Gang's
- German Jerks - submitted by Jason Maddux
- The German Sex Machine - submitted by ima4Ltrwrd
- The Germans - submitted by Earl
- Get the Good Candy - one by Jon Appel
- Gigolo Craig and his Government Pimp - credit to Craig Wesbrook and Jon Appel
- Gilligan's Rescuers - one of Ken's Gang's
- Gimpy - submitted by Jason Woods
- Gino and the Legbreakers - one by Earl
- Glacier Service - one of Ken's Gang's
- Glass Teat - submitted by Earl
- Glimcident - one by Stock
- Glow-in-the-dark Phallus Snatchers - submitted by Jeff Parker
- Gnaw
- Goat Pimps - submitted by Goatlord
- Goat Placque - one of Ken's Gang's
- Goat Stink - submitted by Dale
- Godcandy - one by Third Street
- Godmarbles or Godmarbles Underwater - inspired by Stock
- Gold Rim Shopping Cart - submitted by Jason Woods
- The Gold Star Mothers - submitted by Earl
- The Golden Age - submitted by Earl
- The Golden Shower Towel Boys - submitted by Earl
- Gone Wonky
- Gonkulator - from the Hacker's Dictionary...
- gOOD hEAD dRUGS - another by Third Street
- The Good, The Bad, and the Sufis - submitted by Earl
- Good2Go - credit to Markus
- Goose the Reaction - courtesy of Paul "The Shiv" Shaffer, "Deaf" Jeff Wolpert, "Punchy Poncho" Harvey Goldberg, and Jon "The Revelator" Appel at McClear Pathe, Toronto
- The Goth Posers - one by Earl
- Government Weasels at the Door - submitted by Earl
- Goya Has No Nose - one of Ken's Gang's
- Granny's Gravy - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Grape - submitted by Jay Marble
- Grass Clippings - one of Ken's Gang's
- Gravel Adventure - one of Ken's Gang's
- Greased Scotsmen - credit to Third Street
- Green Leaf - one of Ken's Gang's
- Green Squegee Weasel - submitted by Jason Woods
- Green Steak - submitted by Jason Woods
- Grimace's Loins - credit to Wenman
- Gritty Squirrel - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Groove Lemons - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Grope - submitted by Marc
- Groping Pillows - one of Ken's Gang's
- Grounding Problem - BNOTM Jul '97
- Grunting Turtle Heads - submitted by Jason Woods
- Gulag - credit to Pran
- Guppies Be Good - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- The Gutter Bunnies - inspired by the Online Cycling Glossary
- Gyrating Organ - submitted by Jason Woods
- Hail Eris! - credit to Earl
- Hairclogged Drain - submitted by Jason Woods
- Hairy Goat Nuts - submitted by Jason Woods
- Hamburger Flight School - one of Pran's
- Hamburger Pimp - credit to Jim and Gina (thru Earl)
- Hand Held Bowel Disruptor - one by Earl
- Handpicked Wax Candles - another Pran classic
- Hands Across Your A** - submitted by Earl
- Hanging Elvis - credit to Third Street
- The Happy Dung Beetles - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Happy Singing Bandit of Death Part I: The Revenge - one by Jon Appel
- Hardcore Beryllium - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Hardcore - submitted by Ivy
- Harelip Henry's Inbred Jugband - submitted by Jason Woods
- Harlan Ellison's Jyhad - one by Earl
- Harmonious Stomach - one of Ken's Gang's
- Harsh Jam - submitted by Joe Hart
- Hassan i Sabbah and the 23 Assasins - one of Earl's
- Hat - one of Ken's Gang's
- Hate Me 'cause I'm Beautiful - submitted by Earl
- Hay Nanny Nanny - submitted by Jason Woods
- Hazmat
- The Headless Jar Jar Band - submitted by "Israel"
- The Headless Thompson Gunners - inspired by Warren Zevon - and joint recipient of the coveted First Band Name to Actually Get Used award!
- Headliner - submitted by "Megan"
- Hecate and the Moon Girls - submitted by Earl
- The Hellbound Preachers of Set - submitted by Earl
- Henrietta's Furniture - one of Ken's Gang's
- Herbs for the Mind - inspired by Suzie
- Herd of Turtles - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Hermaphrodite Momma - submitted by Earl
- Hermes, God of Thieves - credit to Earl
- Herve's Inferno - submitted by Earl
- High on Markers - one of Jen Giel's
- Higher Order Terms - on of Markus'
- Hippie Killin' Machine - credit to Earl
- Hive Mind - credit to Marc
- Hold the Ice - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Hollandaise and the Eggs Benedict Project - by a guy named Jasper (ask 'Liam)
- Homicilence - one of Pran's
- Hootenanny - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Hot Nostrils - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
- Houseguest Kato - submitted by Earl
- Hum-job - submitted by Earl
- Hump Scully - one by Earl
- The Hunchbacks of Southern Methodist - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Hung Jury - submitted by Marc
- Hydrocephalic Morphrodites - credit to Stock
- HydroSpanner - credit to Earl
- I Am A Toad - one of Ken's Gang's
- I Don't Know About That - submitted by Paul Smith
- I, Pyramid - credit to Sascha of SoulFlower (thru 'Liam)
- Ice Cream Burp - one of Ken's Gang's
- Icon
- If Wishes Were Horses - submitted by Earl
- The Illuminated Seers of Detroit - credit to Earl
- Imajica - from the Clive Barker book, credit to Earl
- Imperial Fern - one of Ken's Gang's
- Imprison
- In Heat - submitted by Ivy
- In the Wet
- Inappropriate Behavior - one by DV
- Incantations in Binary - snagged from conversation by Pran
- The Inevitable
- The Infernal Anorexorcist - submitted by "Find out yourself"
- Infidel - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Infurgotten
- The Injustice League - submitted by Earl
- Inmates #192034, #394028, and #059384 - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Inn Hail - one of Ken's Gang's
- Inochi - means "life force" in Japanese (according to our submittor, WuZoR
- Inspiration Junkies - credit to Jon Appel
- Instant Mouse - snagged from conversation by Chris Dwan
- Internal Combustion Injun - submitted by Jeff Parker
- The Interzone Chamber of Commerce - submitted by Earl
- Invane - one by Pran and I
- Inverted Polygons - submitted by WuZoR
- Invisible Maniac - "Out of sight, out of mind" translated to Russian and back, credit to Marc
- Ipsedixit - submitted by Kevin
- Irregularity - one of Ken's Gang's
- Island of Light - credit to James Huth
- Isomorphic - submitted by Brian Forster
- It's Green - one by Pran
- Jabberwocky - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Jack Officers - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Jaelam Dahdee - inspired by Image Processing class
- Janitors of the Apocalypse - submitted by Dale
- Jaru - one of Ken's Gang's
- Jarvis' Lover - submitted by Ivy
- Jenny Screecher - one by Stock
- Jenny's Gland Problem - one of Ken's Gang's
- Jewish Sex Machine - submitted by JohnnyX
- Jibbering Hate - credit to Marc
- Jimmy & the Hoffas - one Brandon hit us with that we just HAD to add
- Jimmy the Simp & the A-holes - submitted by Earl
- Job 3:3 - submitted by Earl
- John Avilla and the Star Children (W.L.A.T.F.B.O.N.) - submitted by Billy Spichonea, shortened via acronymization
- The John Dillinger Died for You Society - from a Wilson book, credit to Earl
- John Doe No. 666 - a fave from bandname afficionado Jim Pellak
- Joyous Lepers - submitted by Jeff Parker
- Judgement Thing - submitted by Pran
- Jugular - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
- The Junkies - submitted by Earl
- Kallisti - ancient Greek: "for the prettiest one", credit to Earl
- Karmic Nullity - credit to Pran
- Karmicly Unsound - one by Earl
- Kates Rebellion - submitted by Dale
- Keep Off Grass - one of Ken's Gang's
- Keepers of the Grail - submitted by Earl
- The Kennedy Family Curse - submitted by Earl
- King Mob - from Grant Morrison's Comic "The Invisibles", credit to Earl
- Kiss Me I'm Irish or just Kiss Me - submitted by Ivy
- Kittywompus - credit to Marc
- Knockout Mice - one by Jen Giel
- Knuckledragger - submitted by Adam Sancic
- Koenigsberg Bridges - one by DV
- Kristen's Blister - credit to Jen Giel
- Kung-Fu Jesus - one by Pran - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Kutie or Q-T - submitted by Earl
- L-1 - credit to Earl
- The L.A. Tubercular Choir - from a Harry Chapin live album, credit to Earl
- The Ladies' Anarchist Sewing Circle and Thrash Metal Band - one by Markus, inspired by something on Mer Haskell's Homepage
- Land of Dreams - one of Marc's
- The Large Package Men - submitted by Earl
- The Last Days of a Bipedal Vertabrate - one by Earl
- Latin Lover - submitted by Deepzilla
- Lawyer Spawn - submitted by Earl
- Leaky Heap
- Left at the Light - submitted by Earl
- Less than Epsilon - credit to Dave
- Less-than-average Blue Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Lethal Vaccine - credit to Marc
- Leviathan - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
- Lewd Sexual Reference - credit to Jon Appel
- Lick Languid Blowpuppy - submitted by Earl's pal Ian
- Licks or Lix - DV's idea for an open-jam group
- Lifeblind - submitted by Tim Richardson
- Liquid Cynicism - submitted by Marc
- Listen - credit to Jon Appel, and BNOTM Apr '97
- Lite Bulb - one of Ken's Gang's
- Lithium Incubus and the Legal Beasts - submitted by Melody M. Loughry
- Little Apocalypse
- Little Friction Hole - submitted by Earl
- Little Yellow Bus (with Tinted Windows) - submitted by Jason Woods
- Live Silence
- Liver Fiesta - submitted by Jason Woods
- Llamamen - credit to Chris Dwan
- Lochinvar - submitted by Earl
- Long Yeller Toenails - submitted by Jason Woods
- Loose Morals - one by Earl
- Loose Warts - one of Ken's Gang's
- Lord Morpheus - submitted by Earl
- Los Banditos Locos - submitted by Earl
- Loud Silence - submitted by Kevin
- The Love Gods - submitted by Earl
- Lump In My Foot - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Lung-Lickers - credit to Earl
- Lungful of Sod - submitted by Earl
- Lungs and Dumplings - credit to Mike Kurlico, through Eleanor Howe
- Lust for Beef - one of Earl's
- The Lusty Wenches - submitted by Earl
- M C Squared - DV's twist on some common names
- Mad Herbert - one by Earl
- Magic Mushrooms - submitted by Ivy
- The Magical Poo Poo Man and Bob - submitted by Jason Woods
- Mail Order Messiah - Markus', with help from Dave
- Manic Cycle - one of Chris Dwan's
- Manifesto Sanitarium - submitted by Ivy
- Mark's Christmas List - one by Markus
- The Marlboro Women - submitted by Earl
- Massive Scrotum Trauma - Markus' companion to Cracked Nut
- Master (insert name here) and His Submissive Monkey Boys - submitted by WuZoR
- Masturbatorily Motivated - one by Stock
- Maximum Death - a silly one by Stock
- May I Take Your Order? - submitted by Joey Hattz
- Me and the Dingos - one with a history by Mer
- Meandering Eels - one of Ken's Gang's
- Meat Gazers - submitted by Jeff Parker
- Mecha-God - credit to Earl
- Megahurts - one by DV
- Melatonin Junkies - submitted by Earl
- Meow - submitted by Ivy
- The Metaphysics of Lust - submitted by Earl
- The Michigan Militia - submitted by Earl
- Midgets Need Not Apply - submitted by JohnnyX
- Midnight Edge - one of Marc's
- Midnight Shade - one of Ken's Gang's
- Mime School - submitted by Earl
- Mind the Gap - ALREADY IN USE!
- Mindbomb - one by Pran
- Miscellaneous Rock Band Number 4 (MRB04)
- Missing Fibula - submitted by Earl
- Mister Blisters' Sister - one by Earl
- Mizery - submitted by Darrell Guddy
- Mmashed Motherboard - submitted by Earl
- Mobile Pop Tops - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Mobius Tease
- Mock the Youth - one by Chris Dwan
- Moe Lester - credit to Gino
- Mondo Nympho Kings - submitted by Earl
- Monkey Butt Joe and the Scrotal Harmonists - submitted by Jason Woods
- Mono and the Diglycerides - one of Markus'
- Monsters from the Id - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
- More Def Than Phat - credit to Stock and Paul Serilla
- Morgenshlong - we really need an umlout (sp?) over the first o there...
- Moron Sandwich - one of Ken's Gang's
- Mosh is Dead - submitted by Earl
- Mosquito Butt - one of Ken's Gang's
- Mouth Full Of Mice - one of Ken's Gang's
- Mouthful of Guy - one by Earl
- Mr. Boy - by Shawn Trombley, inspired by MRB04
- Mr. Evil Fish Pants - submitted by Jason Woods
- Mr. Mojo Rising and the Funk Masters of Sirius - credit to Earl
- The Mucus Brothers - one of Ken's Gang's
- Mudflap - submitted by Adam Sancic
- Multiple Injections (to the Stomach) - one of Jen Giel's
- Mumbling Aimlessly - one from Jeff B.
- Mumbling Truths - submitted by Earl's pal Emily
- Munition - one by Chris Dwan
- Muses Of Authority - one of Ken's Gang's
- Music Mezz - submitted by "Jerry"
- Musical Cornbread - by Fred & Bethanne
- The Musical Mimes - by Chip Lake, fellow ERIM guy
- Mutant Pygmies - credit to Chris Dwan
- My Annoying Neighbor - submitted by Luke
- My Booty Hurts - submitted by Earl
- My Friend Ed - submitted by JohnnyX
- My Life's Worth or My Life's End - submitted by Angel Bizkit
- My Own Little Sandbox - submitted by Pran
- The Mythonauts - submitted by Earl
- Nagging Pain
- Naive - one of Ken's Gang's
- Naked Flying Dream - submitted by Jason Woods
- Naked LunchBox - credit to Earl
- Naked Twister Blister - submitted by Jason Woods
- Nancy and the Magic Leotard - submitted by Jason Woods
- Narcoleptic Tweezers - one by Jen Giel
- The Naughty Boyfriends - submitted by 'Liam
- Naval Lint - credit to Pran
- Navel Oranges - by Tadd Moore
- Necessary Attrition - one by Mer
- Necrobeastial Buttsex - by Liam Hoekenga, through Shade
- The Necronomicon Book Club - submitted by Earl
- NegatoxinTeenageWarhead - submitted by "Find out yourself"
- Neon Holocaust - one of Ken's Gang's
- Nerds With Arthritis (NWA) - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Nerdvana - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Neuro-Chemical Boo-Boo - submitted by Earl
- Never Say Cute
- The New and Revised Kama Sutra Instructors - submitted by Earl
- The New Earl Order - (fans will just call it NEO) - submitted by Earl
- Nice Ring To It - one of Ken's Gang's
- Nicky Stench and the Stick-Ups
- Nicotine - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
- Nimble Liver - one of Ken's Gang's
- No Avail or, better yet, To No Avail
- No Left Turn
- Noctaluca - one of Leah's
- The Nocturnal Pre-pubescents - one by Jen Giel
- Non-alcoholic Beer - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Non-carbonated Cola - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Nonarithmetic Calculations - submitted by Jason Maddux
- None of the Above
- Nonsensical Dirt - one of Ken's Gang's
- Nosehair Implants - one of Ken's Gang's
- Nostril - credit to Pran
- Not A Toy - submitted by James Kennison
- Not Enough Food for Hugo - submitted by Earl
- Noteless - credit to Chip Lake
- Nothing Doing - submitted by Deepzilla
- Nothing to Say - submitted by JohnnyX
- Notorious Ned the Douglas Fir - submitted by Luke
- Notwithstanding Griswold - one of Mer's
- Nuclear Popsicle - submitted by Ivy
- Nuclear Warhead Forehead - submitted by Jason Woods
- Nukable Cuisine - one of Pran's
- Nursepower - submitted by "Angel"
- Nut Wine - grasped from Ann Arbor graphitti
- The Occult
- Ogoun's Army - one of Marc's
- The Ohio Border Patrol - submitted by Earl
- Old Hat - one Marc and Leah came up with
- Oliver Cromwell & the Roundheads - submitted by Sean Hagey
- On the Rag
- Onan the Barbarian - one by Earl
- One Bike Richer
- One Dope Groove - one by Stock and our 500th entry!
- The One Man Trio - submitted by Kevin
- One Would Think - credit to Jen Giel
- Only as Directed
- Oobleck Lover - one of Ken's Gang's
- Opening Act - submitted by "Megan"
- Opiate Nation - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
- The Original Vomiting Communists - credit to Ken P and the MG's
- Orthogonal to Blackness - credit mostly to Steve Kapolka, submitted by Fred Himebaugh
- Osato - credit to Markus and Jon Appel
- The Other Leading Band
- Outbreak - one by Dwan
- Outrageous Underpants - submitted by Jason Woods
- Overhead Transparencies - one by Jen Giel
- The Overzealous - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Ovulicious - one of Ken's Gang's
- Ow, My Pancreas - one by Gino
- The Owl Pellets - one of Ken's Gang's
- Oz, or maybe even First Wizard Deluxe
- Ozymandias - submitted by WuZoR
- Pagan - submitted by Earl
- Panic of Memory - inspired by a line from Bradbury
- Paper Cuts - submitted by Jen Giel
- Parrot Sketch - submitted by Earl
- The Particulars
- Pass The Pigs - one of Ken's Gang's
- Patty and the Pentominoes - DV's 2nd idea for an Eric Clapton cover band
- Pelican - one of Ken's Gang's
- Pencilneck - submitted by WuZoR
- Penelopie's Scarf - submitted by Ivy
- Pentagon - submitted by "Angel"
- Pere Ubu - submitted by Earl AS BAND NAME NUMBER *1000*!!
- Perfect for Parties - submitted by James Kennison
- Perfect Organism - for you Alien fans...
- Permission Denied - one of Marc's
- The Pert Pot - credit to Markus
- Perverted Pocket Change - submitted by Jason Maddux
- The Pessimists - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
- Pez - help from Stock and Markus
- Phlegmgeyser - credit to Shawn Trombley
- Phly - one by Stock
- PHRAMPH - credit to Wenman
- Pi R Squared - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Pi$$'d - submitted by Joe Hart
- Pickled Cows - one of Ken's Gang's
- Pieces of Orpheus - submitted by Earl
- Pigeon Wing - one of Ken's Gang's
- Pigs Eat Bacon - one of Ken's Gang's
- Pile
- Pill Poppers - submitted by Ivy
- Pimpmaster Paul and the Orangutan Five - submitted by Jeff Parker
- The Pinch Hitters - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Pindik - check out the "Live at Olympus Mons" album cover - credit to Stock, I think
- Pink Pubes - submitted by Paul Smith
- Pitchforks and Torches - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Plastic Cat - one of Ken's Gang's
- Plastic Chest
- Platonic Solids - one of Stock's, and BNOTM March '97
- Platypus Toupee - one of Ken's Gang's
- Pleasantly Warm
- Plush Carpet - submitted by Tadd Moore
- Po Boy Hoagie and the Grinders
- Podium
- Poet Cravings - submitted by Earl
- Polysorbate 80 - one of Markus'
- Pomp, No Circumstances - submitted by Earl
- Pookie Manson - credit to Marc
- Pool Party at Aliester Crowley's - submitted by Earl
- Poot Biscuit - submitted by Jason Woods
- Pork - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Post Nasal Drip - another by Mer
- Poultry Bolt - credit to Third Street
- Pre-pubescent Drug Bust - submitted by Sean Hagey
- The Pre-Raphaelites - submitted by Earl
- Preadamica - submitted by "Jackie and Davey"
- Precious Comings - sort of by 'Liam
- The Preferred Line - one of Markus'
- Prime Mover - another one of Markus'
- The Proctologists - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Prohibition - credit to Pran
- Propaganda - credit to Marc
- Prophecy Engine - credit to Earl
- Pssst, wanna join a cult? - submitted by Earl
- Psychedelic Marijuana - submitted by Joey Hattz
- Psychedelic Toothbrush Factory - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Pullovers - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Punitive Damage - credit to Jason
- Puppy Burp - one of Ken's Gang's
- Purple Hooter - one of Nico's
- Purple Pink Poo Penis - submitted by Tod
- Purplina Fart Box - one of Ken's Gang's
- Push Down & Turn - submitted by Tadd Moore
- The Pushovers - submitted by Sean Hagey
- Putrid - inspired by the group Rancid
- Pyroclasm - one of Markus' best, IMHO
- The Quantum Mechanics - one by DV
- Quarrel in the Mosh Pit - submitted by "Jay" via Timothy McEntee
- Quasimodal - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Queen Arthur - submitted by Earl
- Quell the Riot - submitted by Earl
- Questing for Nose Gold - thanks to Gino for the 1st Band Name to Start with "Q"!
- The Quick Picks - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Quiescent Thunder - one by Pran
- Quoth the Raven - one of Marc's
- Rabbits Screaming
- Radiative Abrasion - one of Pran's
- Radio Piglet - credit to Third Street
- Raging Hormones - credit to Eleanor Howe
- Rain Prayer - one of Ken's Gang's
- Rambunctious Epiphany - credit to Pran and Stock
- Ramin Noodle Orgy - submitted by Jason Woods
- Random Twitchings - credit to Pran for the 300th entry
- Ravioli Flashback - one by Earl
- Re: Jobs - credit to Markus
- Reckless Bacon - submitted by Jason Woods
- Rectal Birth - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Rectal Expulsion, Rectal Annihilation, Rectal Sanitation, or Rectal (any word that ends with -ion) - submitted by WuZoR
- Red Grass - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Red Headed Step Child - one of Ken's Gang's - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Red Pop
- Refrigerate After Opening
- Regal Beagles - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Reginald Vas Deferens - one of Ken's Gang's
- Regurge - one by Pran
- Remarkably Free of Cats - an accidental submission by Chris Dwan
- Rendered Inoperative - one of Marc's
- Repent Now! - submitted by Earl
- Repetitive Thudd - credit to Eric Larmouth
- Residual Butt Scrunge - from Stacy Eilers, via Marc
- Residual Slag - one of Pran's
- Retro Ashtray Lobster - submitted by Jason Woods
- The Reverend I'd've Thunk - credit to Markus and Stock
- Rez Road - submitted by Earl
- Rhoidbuffing - inspired by the Online Cycling Glossary
- Right British Bastard - credit to Markus
- Right in the Sac - credit to Gino
- Righteous Darkness
- Rioting Milkshake - one of Ken's Gang's
- Rite of Whey
- Roadie's Dream - submitted by Joey Hattz
- Robert Johnson's Ghost - from a Michael Anderson Lyric, credit to Earl
- Rocmonitor
- Rolling Pudding - one of Ken's Gang's
- Ron on the Rock - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Rotospleen
- rotten piece of blue cheese on a mountain with a side order of fries - submitted by "Matt", who, when asked, said he liked the name because it was "long and pointless", so I let it ride
- Rubber Band - submitted by "Megan"
- Rumpled Stilts Skin - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Rumplesh*thead - submitted by Stock, inspired by an episode of Space Moose
- S. H. P. Tribal Warriors - submitted by Jeff Parker, mildly shortened
- The Saints of the Next World - submitted by Earl
- Salamander Squeegee - one of Ken's Gang's
- Saliva Mucusque - (latin for spit and slime) submitted by Earl
- Salvador Dali Lama - submitted by Earl
- Samurai Aliens - submitted by Earl
- Sarcastic Legends of Yore (S.L.Y.) - inspired by Markus
- Satan's Tool - submitted by Geoff Brown
- Satcho - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Saviors of the Stupid - submitted by Earl
- Scab Collector - submitted by Jason Woods
- Scary Floating Head - submitted by Jason Woods
- Scary Microwave - one of Ken's Gang's
- ScAve - submitted by Tim Richardson
- Schroedinger's Cat - one of Leah's
- Scooter, Sparky & the Whistlebritches - submitted by Jason Woods
- Scopes Mouthwash Trial - credit to Dwinn
- Scrab - credit to Markus
- Scranton
- Screaming English Butler - credit to Third Street
- Screaming Mannequin - one of Pran's
- Screaming Yellow Polyps - submitted by Lyrad Nherps
- Scrotal Torsion - credit to Earl
- The Secretaries-General of the United Nations - one of my faves by Markus
- Seething Anal Sore - also grasped from Ann Arbor graphitti
- Selective Booty - credit to Pran
- Selective Coal - a psuedo-spoonerism of a real band
- Seminal Fluid - submitted by Earl
- Septic Stench
- Seven Circles
- Severe Tire Damage - credit to Third Street
- Sewing Rabbits - one of Ken's Gang's
- Sex, Drugs, and Polka - credit to Earl
- Sex-With-Guns - one by Earl
- Sexy Dead Girls - submitted by Earl
- The Sexy Dead Guys - submitted by Earl
- Shake the Roast
- Shake Well
- Shameless Flirt - submitted by "Hayley"
- Shaved Llamas - submitted by Billy Spichonea
- Sheepshock - one by 'Liam
- Sheer Modulus - submitted by Brian Forster
- Sick Bastard - submitted by Ivy
- The Sidhe - (pronounced "Shee") submitted by Earl
- Signals on Flash - one by Tadd Moore
- Simple Complication - one of Markus'
- Simple Pleasures - submitted by JohnnyX
- The Singed Nipples - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
- Six Sheets to the Wind
- Skankin' Strawberries - submitted by "Jay"
- Skanktified - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
- Skelefinger and the 12th Street Orgasm - submitted by Deepzilla
- Skelter Helter - submitted by Earl
- Skidmark
- Skylight
- Slapp Happy - submitted by Zack Lewis
- Slathered in Filth - credit to Earl
- Slim McGill and the Machinegunners - one of Stock's
- Slogan - credit to Marc
- Slutty Guy - one by Earl
- Small Toddler - one of Jen Giel's
- Smell Like Driving - one by Jon Appel
- Smile Contest Winner - submitted by Tim Lowry
- The Smiling Cloacas - one of Jen Giel's
- Smoke the ROC - one of Pran's
- Smokin' With Earl - submitted by Geoff Brown
- Smoking Gun - one of Marc's
- Smooch the Pooch - one by Fred Himebaugh
- Smorgasborg - one of Ken's Gang's
- Snackin' on Asphalt
- Snakes R Us - one of Ken's Gang's
- Sneezy Caesar - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Snoozin' and Droolin'
- Snowbucket
- Soap in the Eye
- Social at a Distance
- The Social Engineers - submitted by Earl
- Socially Unacceptable - credit to Pran
- Socratic Method - credit to Stock - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Sodomize, Defenestrate, Vivisceplture - one by Earl
- Soggy Magus - submitted by Earl
- Solid White Tuna or just Solid White - credit to Pran
- Some Say - submitted by Paul Smith
- Something Better - submitted by "Megan"
- Something Oral - credit to Pran
- Somewhat Impossible
- Sonic Frenulum - credit to Chris Dwan
- Sonic Girl in Outer Space - submitted by Ivy
- Soul Brother #24601 - one by Earl
- Soundmirror
- South - submitted by Earl (very funny, Earl)
- Spam Parade - one of Ken's Gang's
- Spandex Buffet - a creative one from Graham Mills of MI
- Spankers Anonymous - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
- Spastic Episode - submitted by Jeff Parker
- Special Guest - submitted by "Megan"
- Specious - one of Marc's
- Speckled Rumps - one of Ken's Gang's
- Spirits in the Dark - inspired by a North lyric
- Splash the Cat - credit to Julie
- Splunge - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Splunk Nut - one of Ken's Gang's
- Splut - one by Earl
- Spooky Head Sh*t - credit to Earl
- Sporklip - submitted by Earl
- Spratly Island - submitted by Sean Kutzko
- Spreading the Dill - Pran
- Spumbungler - submitted by Spum
- The Spurts - one of Marc's
- Squash - one of Ken's Gang's
- Squirts, Drips, and Splatters - partially a product of the prominent partakings at the Porn Party at Pran's Place
- Stairwell to Hell - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- The Standard Deviants - another one by Stock
- SteppenPuppy - submitted by Earl
- Stinky Jim and the Lovegnats
- Stocking Stalkers - submitted by "Megan"
- Stool Sampler - submitted by Jason Woods
- Strange Aeons - submitted by Earl
- Strangled Cries - one of Marc's
- Strawberry Echidna - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Stray Toasters - credit to Roland Wong from my high school
- String Theory - credit to Dwan
- The Substitute Teachers
- Successfully Ambiguous
- Sucretia's Food Stamps - submitted by Jason Woods
- Suddenly Toast
- Sufi Rage - one by Earl
- Suitcase - one of Ken's Gang's
- Summa Cum Meatball - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Sunny Gobbles - one of Ken's Gang's
- Super Cyberdemon - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Super Dork - submitted by Jason Woods
- The Super-hero Groupies - submitted by Earl
- Supercollie - one of Jon Appel's
- Superdoom - submitted by Earl
- Supersonic Wimps - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Supertaco - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Sure-fire Fool, Sure-fire Winner or just Sure-fire - all submitted by James Kennison
- Surgical Farms - one of Ken's Gang's
- Sustainable Exception - snagged from conversation by Marc
- Sweep Up - submitted by Deepzilla
- Sweet Salt Lick - credit to Stock
- Switchblade Catheter - submitted by Goatlord
- Synergy
- Systematic Soul Deadening - one of Earl's
- Tablecloth Windows - one of Ken's Gang's
- Tailbone - one of Pran's
- Tallywhacker - submitted by Jason Woods
- Tapestry - submitted by Richard Bittel
- Tar Moon - one of Ken's Gang's
- Tarot Poker - one by Earl
- Tastes Like Crotch - by Earl
- Team Ugly Butthair - submitted by Deepzilla
- Teething Tree - one of Ken's Gang's
- Tequillanite - credit to Dwan
- Terry and the Tri-ominoes - DV's 1st idea for an Eric Clapton cover band
- Testosterone Posturing - one of Fred & Bethanne's
- The Testostertones - submitted by Sean Kutzko, and ALREADY IN USE!
- Texas Book Depository - credit to Earl
- That New Time Religion - submitted by Earl
- the Atlantian Embassy - submitted by Earl
- the Changelings - submitted by Earl
- This Guy - submitted by "Matt"
- Throat Pockets - one of Ken's Gang's
- Thursday Mornings - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Tierstack - submitted by Paul Smith
- Time Till Then
- Toaster Wet Dream - submitted by Earl
- Toasters of Love - one by Jen Giel
- Tom Stolarz - submitted by Dom and Joe
- Tongue-Bath - credit to Earl
- Tongueless - submitted by Jason Maddux
- The Tonguetied Mimes - one from Jeff B.
- Too Much Milk - one by DV
- Tortured Orchard - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Totality - one of Markus'
- Touch Lightly - one of Ken's Gang's
- Toyko: 0, Monsters: 1 - submitted by Earl
- Tragicomic Flatulence - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Trains Of Animosity - one of Ken's Gang's
- Trash Talkin' Tourettes - submitted by Tim Lowry
- The Travelling Salesmen - one by DV
- Travesty - one of Pran's
- Triage
- Trichinosis - one of Marc's
- Trilogy - one of Marc's
- Tripwire - one of Ken's Gang's
- Trout Protoplasm - one of Ken's Gang's
- Tuna Mold - one of Ken's Gang's
- Tungsten - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Turd - submitted by Jason Woods
- Turgid Prose - by Glenn Kotcher
- Twisted Moose - inspired by Pran
- Twisted Pair - one of Chris Dwan's
- Twitching Horses - one of Ken's Gang's
- Two Italian Kids and a Little Cocoa Brown Boy - submitted by "Matt"
- Two-Minute Warning - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Tylenol - idea by Julie Smith of U of M
- Uberpoodle - credit to Jon Appel
- Ugly German Love Poems - submitted by Earl
- Ultimate Jackass - submitted by Deepzilla
- Uncle Binky - submitted by Ivy
- Undefined Errors - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Underlined Impotency - one of Ken's Gang's
- Understanding Mules - one of Ken's Gang's
- Underwire Philanthropists - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Unemployable - submitted by the St. Mary's crew
- Unexpected Cuisine
- Unforgettable Mold - one of Ken's Gang's
- Uninformed Albatross - one of Ken's Gang's
- Unlikely Ointment - one of Jim's
- Unnatural Springwater - submitted by Earl
- The Untimely Death of Catherine the Great - submitted by Earl
- Unutterable Madness - one by Marc
- Used Faith - submitted by Earl
- The Usual Kink - A Dwan-ism via Pran
- Utne - submitted by Earl
- Vampire Weasels - submitted by Kevin
- Verbing Nouns - one by Dave, inspired by many modern band names, and BNOTM May '97
- Vestigial Buttocks - one of Pran's
- Vibrating Cancer Pants - submitted by Jason Woods
- Vigilante Light of Truth - inspired by Pran
- Vinyl Teeth - one of Ken's Gang's
- Virtual Normality - credit to Markus
- Virtual Perfection
- Visa-Local-Bus - by Fred & Bethanne
- Viscous Metric
- W. D. F. A. - submitted by Joey Hattz
- Walking Hubris - one by Jen Giel
- Wasted - submitted by Darrell Guddy
- The Wastes of Carbon - one by Earl
- Watch Me Puke - one of Ken's Gang's
- Wax Toilet - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Way Out
- Wayne Wayt & the Paper Weight Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
- We Play Songs - one of Ken's Gang's
- Wear My Pants - submitted by Jen Giel
- Weasels Without Teeth - one of Ken's Gang's
- Weast Coast Freak Avengers - submitted by "Israel"
- Welfare Granny - submitted by Jason Woods
- Wet Paint - one of Ken's Gang's
- What - submitted by Earl
- Where Egos Dare - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- Whiny Girl - submitted by Ivy
- The Whiskey Ain't Workin' - submitted by Earl
- Whiskey Shits - submitted by Goatlord
- Whiskey Vomit - submitted by Jason Woods
- The White Devils - submitted by Jason Woods
- White Like Ike - credit to Fred Himebaugh
- White Scandal - submitted by Snake
- Whoregasbord - submitted by Bruce Jones
- Wild Cattle - by Dwan
- Wildcards - submitted by Earl
- Wimp Accelerator - one of Ken's Gang's
- Winged Brutality - credit to Marc
- Witch Pot - one of Ken's Gang's
- The Wonderful Sounds Of Bowel Surgery - one of Ken's Gang's
- Wood - one of Ken's Gang's
- The World's Finest - submitted by Earl
- Wormhole - one of DV's
- Worms Up My Ears - one of Ken's Gang's
- Wormwood - one by Mer
- The Wrath Of (Bronze Butt) - Pran and Markus
- Wrath of Maintenance
- X-it Wound - credit to Earl
- Xehshex - after getting a 'Q', we just needed an 'X' name, and got this cool idea, pronounced 'zeshex'
- Yankee Poodles - submitted by Jason Maddux
- Yeti Convention - submitted by Deepzilla
- Yield - submitted by "Megan"
- Yodeling Jesus and the Armpit Players - submitted by Jason Woods
- Yodeling Liver - one of Ken's Gang's
- You Like Fries With That? - submitted by Snake, modified mildly
- You Look Like A Rocket - one of Ken's Gang's
- Young, Dead, Cute - submitted by Earl
- YoYodyne Propulsion Systems - one by Earl
- Yum Yum Bathtub Scum - submitted by Ivy
- Zagnut Bartholomule - one of Ken's Gang's
- Zaphod Beeblebrox - submitted by Snake
- Zen Mafia - credit to Earl - and ALREADY IN USE!
- Zephyr - one by Pran
- Zimbabwean Death - one of Ken's Gang's
- Zit Popping Fetish - submitted by Jason Woods
- Zyx - our tribute to alphabet reversal
WowWhatAGreatListCanIAddOne?!???!????!!
If this is your question, then here is your answer.
Credit where it's Due...
Uncommented names are mine, but the names of familiar
others who contribute in mass quantities are often abbrieviated as such:
- "Dave" is Dave Morris, good friend from MI
- "DV" is Diversion of
the IA
- "Dwan" or "Chris Dwan" is, surprisingly enough,
Chris Dwan, old
friend and a cappella brother from MI
- "Earl" is the True Lord and Master Reverend Earl C. Brown, our very unique
friend from Hamtrammck
- "Fred & Bethanne" are the infamously wild and wily Fred and Bethanne
Paepke of K'zoo
- "Fred Himebaugh" is a fellow EI guy and bandname
"collector"
- "Geoff Brown" is, indeed, THE of internet fame...
- "Gino" is none other than the Desert Penguin himself,
James P. McKenzie
I, budding 'Net genius and lover of beer- er, I mean hockey.
Good day.
- "Glenn Kotcher" is a friend of EI compatriate Fred Himebaugh
- "Jeff B." is Jeff Balcerski
- "Jen Giel" is none other than Jennifer Giel of Ann Arbor
- "Jim" is Jim Huth, EECS 556
- "Jim Pellak" is a bandname hobbyist and friend of Earl's
- "Ken's Gang" is Ken Priebe, Meighan Denomme, and Doug Brown - definitely
responsible some of the sillier ones
- "Leah" is Leah Van Eenwyk, another good friend from MI
- "'Liam" is music affiliate and SoulFlower bassist,
William "'Liam" Van Kampen
- "Marc" is Marc
Renouf, a good friend from MI
- "Markus" is Markus Nee,
North bassist and NASCAR afficionado
- "Mer" is Merrie Haskel of Me and the
Dingos fame...
- "Nico" is Nico Angleys of MI
- "Phoenix" is Phoenix, the brother of the air from home, see the IA
- "Pran" is Pran Mukherjee of the MI crew
- "Shade" is alias Michael Shade, our pal Rob
- "The St. Mary's Crew" are friends of the mighty Dave Green, one of AA's own Johnstown Cats.
- "Stock" is Mark Stock of SNC, A^2, MI
- "Third Street" speaks for itself, via their
homepage.
The Few, the Proud
The following are the pioneers who have bravely been among the first people
I didn't first know personally to contribute to the Band Names Hopepage,
presented in chrono order by first submission.
They rock.
(If I ever miss anyone, jus' lemme know and
I'll set it right.)
- Brian Forster
- CrazyJohn Geis
- Geoffrey Dietrich
- BadCartoon, a member of AOL
- Tadd More
- Billy Spichonea
- Tim Lowry
- "Jerry" of Pyramid Recording Studio, representing the Music Mezzanine of hUMAN rECORDS
- "Megan", a member of AOL
- "Rockin'" Bob Cronley
- "Wenman" at General Re
- "Hayley" at Goldweb Internet
- Melody M. Loughry
- Bob Walliston
- Angel (at bluefin.ch)
- "Ivy"
- "Snake" (via Yahoo)
- "Gesikah"
- Jim Drake and "Shannon"
- Timothy McEntee and "Jay"
- Joey Hattz
- Sean Kutzko
- The Sphagnum crew (showing a classic band name of their own)
- Jeff Parker
- Anthony Garza of KJTV Fox34 TV, Lubbock, TX.
- James Kennison
- "Jay"
- "Jackie and Davey"
- George McKenzie
- "brahmns@ix.netcom.com" - I lost the real name, and I apologize
- "Matt"
- Bruce Jones
- "Tod"
- Paul Smith
- "Chase A."
- "Dale"
- "Pam Ramey"
- "Israel"
- Richard Bittel
- Joe Hart
- Jason Maddux
- "Luke"
- Clifton Fraley-Burgett
- Darrell Guddy
- Cale Hutchings
- "Spum"
- Jason Woods
- "WuZoR"
- "Goatlord"
- Sean Hagey
- Adam Sancic
- "Lyrad Nherps" (Daryl Sprehn, perhaps?)
- Zack Lewis
- "Angel Bizkit"
- Tim Richardson
- "Find out yourself" a.k.a. "what it is"
- "CLoWn"
- "Flanker Spanker"
- "Kevin"
- "JohnnyX"
- "Princess"
- "Dom and Joe"
- "Ben Dover"
Thanks to all these brave souls for supporting the open 'net!
The Band Names Homepage Awards!
For no reason other than sheer mania, we here present the Official Band Names
Homepage Awards...
Band Name of the Year
The Band Name of the Month wasn't quite working out, but
this award is given to the band name voted coolest of the year. For
1998's award winner, you can nominate any band you wish, just email me.
1997's winner was voted from the nominees below (selected from 1997's
Band Names of the Month).
Band Name of the Year 1997 Nominees:
- Blendersplat
- Bite the Wax Tadpole
- Platonic Solids
- Listen
- Verbing Nouns
- Four Ugly Guys and a Drummer
- Grounding Problem
- Sarcastic Legends of Yore
- Slim McGill and the Machinegunners
And the 1997 Band Name of the Year: Bite the Wax Tadpole
(1 vote came in off the web!)
Band Name of the Year 1998
Email me with your nominees!
The Manager's Picks...
Since I don't get to vote for BNOTY, here are my informal faves from the
list for various reasons, also in alpha order, continually added to
as I stumble across them in my page maintenance:
- Agnodice in Whendiirlland
- American Standard
- Big Daddy Weedwacker and the Disco Rodents
- BitchMartyr
- Butch Bidet and the Urinal Gestapo
- Edith Gorgenstein
- Fade to Brown
- Hamburger Flight School
- I, Pyramid
- Kung Fu Jesus
- The Secretaries-General of the United Nations
- Something Oral
- Spandex Buffet
- Unlikely Ointment
- Xehshex
Personal Awards and Mentions
250th Entry to the Band Names Homepage
- This award goes, interestingly enough, to Pran Mukherjee
for his timely submission of Cheese Filling. We'd like to
be able to say it couldn't have gone to a better band name...
334th Entry to the Band Names Homepage
- Band Name Afficionado Pran Mukherjee relentlessly
claims the 1/3-of-a-thousand mark with The Belligerent
Articulates, which is at least an improvement over Cheese Filling.
Still, I am made to wonder if there's any justice in the world.
500th Entry to the Band Names Homepage
- At last! The half-thousand mark was claimed by Mark
Stock's entry of One Dope Groove! Way to go,
Mark!
667th Entry to the Band Names Homepage
- This award goes to Jen Giel's entry of Fuzzy
Honey, entered 22 February 1999.
750th Entry to the Band Names Homepage
- This one goes to Black Steed, submitted by Glenn
Kotcher. Rock on!
1000th Entry
- This truly monumental award goes to Pere Ubu, submitted
by none other than Earl Corey Brown. Congrats to Earl on
this major milestone in Band Names Homepage history.
Most Submissions Award
- This award, historically held from the Band Homepage's inception back in
1995 by "Ken's Gang, for their ludicrously large submission
of 163 name ideas of varying flavors", now goes to dutiful
fan Earl C. Brown, for his total of 230
submissions (as of 26 July 1999) and counting of decent-to-hilarious-quality
band name ideas. Wow.
First Band Name to Start with "Q"
- In indirect honor of "Tom and John" (long story), we proudly award this
honor unto James P. "Gino" McKenzie of the Blighted Blazing
Desert Planet of
Phoenix, Arizona, where a gallon of tasty water costs a quarter, and nasty
water is free, for his infamously submitted Questing for Nose
Gold.
First Band Name to be Found Already in Use
- This award goes to Buttnugget, a modified
submission by Ken's Gang that, we recently found, has been in use since 1994
or so by a punk band in Austrailia. I guess good taste is
universal!
The "First Band Name to Actually Get Used" Award
- We're proud to announce a 2-way tie for this rare and frankly unexpected
award! This award is shared by two bands: Fire n' Gin and
The Headless Thompson Gunners, who notified/requested their
uses of names from this page within a few days of each other (close enough
for me) in February 1999.
Fire n' Gin is a
new alternative group in Canada beginning their first recording this
comming summer. The Headless Thompson Gunners
are a Southeast-Michigan-based Warren Zevon cover band. Best of luck to
both groups!
The "Bust-the-Kenneth" Award
- This coveted award is hard to explain. See, since Ken's Gang has so
many entries, it's very often that 2, 3 or more appear in a row. As the
submissions, continue, however, this becomes less and less the case, since
Ken's Gang, as a defined unit, doesn't submit any more names. This
award goes to the band name that, when placed in order, will seperate the
last remaining adjacent pair of names submitted by Ken's Gang. It'll take
smarts and timing and someone who cares, or else Pran will get it!
:)
Awards to come...
Yes, I'm askin' again. Got any ideas for noteworthy categories of note?
Drop me a line with your ideas for awards!! I'm
serious! There's no reason for this to be a one-dude show.
Hey, while you're at it, drop me a nominee or three for your award idea.
Others in the Biz
As time passes, I'm finding other band name idea sources on the internet. I
hope to maintain a list of links to them here, so if you know of one that's
not listed, please let me know. This
is, after all, the official Unofficial Band Names
Homepage, so a list of links is only appropos. :)
The list right now is short:
And...
The Band Names Homepage is a collection of independent ideas, each of which
may or may not be important to someone at large. We claim no indication of the
protection or public-domainess of anything. Any offense drawn from above names
is purely imagined by the recipient. We are not responsible for lost or
stolen articles. We do not articulate stolen or lost responsibilities. Yeah.
Proud to be listed with PersonalSeek
- devoted to personal and non-commercial web presences!
Last modified 16 February 2000
mancuso@umich.edu