The Unofficial Band Names Homepage

What's New?

Page vets can now check out the Newest 25 names, or, if you're hardcore, the Newest 80. To accommodate the mass-submissions of late, we hereby offer the Newest 360 for perusing a serious chunck of the pie. (Names are shown in newest to less-newest order.)

What the...?

This is the unofficial homepage of ideas for band names, ranging from the cool to the sublime to the asinine. There really are a few gems in here... honest.

If you'd like to add some of your ideas to the list, please drop me a line. I now have an online form available. Just send in your ideas!

If you'd like to USE one of these names, or know of a band that's already using it, please drop me a line. It's no biggie, I just want to keep track.

In either case, I'll be happy to advertise/give credit where due and stuff. It'd be hilarious for people to be able to come to a spot to seek a name for the their band.

God forbid this be it. :)

Potentially overoffensive names have been omitted. Feel free to start a page for that on your own. Thanx...


The Big List

  1. 007 & the Q Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
  2. 1040-EZ
  3. 12-Ounce Pound Cake - submitted by Kevin
  4. 2 for Flinching - credit to Wenman
  5. 22 Caliber Death Pebbles - submitted by Jim Pellak
  6. 26+6=1 - for all the IRA members out there..., credit to Earl
  7. 2st & 1nd - pronounced "Secost and Firnd"; there are many variations on this, including Stock's idea: 1nd and 2th ("Wund and Tooth")
  8. 3-Toed Hairless Chia Spank - one of Ken's Gang's
  9. 50 Drink Minimum - submitted by Sean Hagey
  10. 60-cycle Hum
  11. 80 Proof - one of Pran's
  12. 9-Volt Revolt - submitted by James Kennison
  13. 9th Bolgia - submitted by Earl
  14. A is for Arson - not to be confused with just plain Arson, below
  15. Abby on an Aardvark
  16. The Able-Bodied Skinny Guys - submitted by Earl
  17. Abort Retry Fail - credit to Chris Dwan, I think
  18. Acid Reflux - submitted by Luke
  19. Acorn Ecstasy - one of Ken's Gang's
  20. Adaptive Derision
  21. Adolecence - submitted by "CLoWn"
  22. Aftermath - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
  23. Afternoon Rugs - one of Ken's Gang's
  24. Aggravated Assault - one by Marc
  25. Agnodice in Whendiirlland - an anagram (not for Mongo)
  26. Agnostic Gods - submitted by Dale
  27. Airhead Jordan - submitted by Jason Maddux
  28. Aladdin's Toupee - one of Ken's Gang's
  29. Aladin Sane - submitted by Tim Lowry
  30. The Albanian Mambo League - one by Pran
  31. The Albino Midget Stiltwalkers - submitted by Jason Woods
  32. Albino - one of Ken's Gang's
  33. Alcoholic Nazi Bastards - submitted by WuZoR
  34. Algorhythm - one of Gino's
  35. Ali Babba and the 40 F*#kheads - submitted by Earl
  36. Alive but Asleep
  37. All Liqoured up and no Place to Go - submitted by Sean Hagey
  38. All the Kings Horses - submitted by Earl
  39. Alloie - submitted by "Gesikah"
  40. The Allotropic Phase Transformations (ATP) - submitted by Brian Forster
  41. Altoid-Burn - credit to Earl
  42. The Aluminum Canfreaks - submitted by 'Liam
  43. American Standard - one of Marc's
  44. AmerInd Cowboys - submitted by Earl
  45. Amish Stormtrooper - one by Third Street
  46. Anakin and the Sith Lords - submitted by Earl
  47. Anal Attack! - credit to Earl
  48. Anal Groove - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
  49. Anal Retentive Mouse Ball - one by Stock
  50. Anal Testicle - submitted by Dom and Joe
  51. Anal Vacuum - submitted by Dom and Joe
  52. Anarchados - submitted by "Find out yourself"
  53. Anatomy of a Small Boy - submitted by Deepzilla
  54. Anchovy - credit to Chris Dwan
  55. And Then
  56. The Andrew Vachss Jyhad - submitted by Earl
  57. Angina - credit to Pran
  58. Antagonistic Surprise - submitted by George McKenzie
  59. Anthropomorphine - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  60. Apocolypse Then - submitted by Earl
  61. Apocryphal Pants - submitted by Deepzilla
  62. Appliance - submitted by Luke
  63. Are You Okay? - submitted by Chase A.
  64. Arizona Bay - (from St. Bill Hicks) submitted by Earl
  65. Army of Enyas - inspired by conv. w/ Marc and 'Liam
  66. Arse - submitted by Ivy
  67. Arson
  68. The Art of Pissing Quietly
  69. Asbestos Inhaler - submitted by Jason Woods
  70. Asphault Junkies - submitted by Ben Dover
  71. Asphault Monkeys - submitted by Tim Lowry
  72. Atomic Taco - submitted by Jason Woods
  73. The Auditors
  74. Auntie Em Engineers - submitted by Jeff Parker
  75. Auto-erotic Suicide - submitted by Earl
  76. Autumnal Whispering - one of Pran's
  77. Baby with the Bath Water - submitted by Earl
  78. Backlit Smoke
  79. Bad Breath - one of Ken's Gang's
  80. Bad Joke Rambo - credit to Stock
  81. Bad Mojo - submitted by Earl
  82. Bad Smack - submitted by Earl
  83. Bad; grammer" - submitted by Earl
  84. Bag of Crap - submitted by Jason Woods
  85. Ball Bath Scuba - very very indirect credit to Jon Appel
  86. Ballistic Hedgehog - one by Pran
  87. Balloon Chin - one of Ken's Gang's
  88. Banal
  89. Banana Bra - one of Ken's Gang's
  90. The Band Before Time - credit to Markus
  91. The Band Which Should Not Be Named - submitted by Earl
  92. Baneful Mutterings - credit to Pran
  93. Bark Spackle - one of Ken's Gang's
  94. The Barney Fife Blues Band - submitted by Earl
  95. Barnyard Bimbos - submitted by Anthony Garza of KJTV (with a bit of a story behind it)
  96. Baroque Pickle - credit to Pran
  97. Barry Sandblasters Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
  98. Bat-Winged Boston Terriers - Steve Kapolka gets partial credit, submitted by Fred Himebaugh
  99. BD/SM Baking - submitted by Earl
  100. Be-Bim-Satan - submitted by Al Smith of the Squirrel Mountain Orchestra
  101. Bean Bag - one of Ken's Gang's
  102. Bean Dip Extraordinaire - submitted by Jen Giel
  103. Beans Of Failure - one of Ken's Gang's
  104. Beat Me Please - submitted by Earl
  105. Because We Can - submitted by "Angel"
  106. Beefball - submitted by Dom and Joe
  107. Beefy Beefstock and the Stinx Funny Experience - submitted by Dom and Joe
  108. The Belligerent Articulates - Pran deftly snags the 334th entry
  109. The Bent Menorah - Stock's idea for a Jewish thrash group
  110. Bent to the Left - one by Jake (ask 'Liam)
  111. Bereft - submitted by Deepzilla
  112. Better than Centipedes - submitted by Jason Larke
  113. Better Than Sodomy
  114. The Betty Page Look-Alike Contest - submitted by Earl
  115. Beyond Chocolate and Vanilla - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  116. BFOB - submitted by Deepzilla
  117. Big Boots - credit to Gino
  118. The Big Boys - submitted by Earl
  119. Big Daddy Weedwacker and the Disco Rodents - credit to Travis Harrett (thru 'Liam)
  120. Big Fat Ralph and The Dildo Factories - submitted by Jason Woods
  121. Big Green Sofa - submitted by Tadd Moore
  122. Big Help
  123. Big Mac's Long Balls - submitted by Jason Maddux
  124. Big Ropey Arcs - one by Earl
  125. Billy A**hole - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
  126. Biocide - submitted by Tim Richardson
  127. Bionic Whore - credit to Shade
  128. Birth Caul - submitted by Earl
  129. Birthing a Brick - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  130. BitchMartyr - credit to Pran
  131. Bite the Wax Tadpole - Long story... BNOTM Feb '97
  132. Black Saturn - I saw one in my parking lot.
  133. Black Steed - submitted by Glenn Kotcher, and our 750th entry!
  134. Blendersplat - one of Ken's Gang's, and BNOTM Jan '97
  135. The Blind Venetians - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  136. Blinking Porpoise - another by Pran
  137. Bliss - one of Ken's Gang's - and ALREADY IN USE!
  138. Blissfully Naive - credit to Cris Nugent
  139. Blondie's Peroxide - one of Jen Giel's
  140. Blood in the Vaseline - one by Earl
  141. Bloodgroove one by Marc - and ALREADY IN USE!
  142. Bloodless Coup - one by Earl
  143. Bloodlust - one of Marc's
  144. Bloodmagnet! - one by Jon Appel, he imagines as great for a Scottish harccore punk band
  145. The Bloody Pillows - submitted by Clifton Fraley-Burgett
  146. Blubbering Buttcheeks - submitted by Jason Woods
  147. Blue Blue Scrotum Lather - submitted by CrazyJohn Geis
  148. Blue Fondue - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  149. Blue Shift - credit to DV
  150. Blues Guitar for the Hopelessly Stupid - submitted by Earl
  151. Blumpy - one of Ken's Gang's - and ALREADY IN USE!
  152. Boat Drinks - one by Earl
  153. Boats Booze & Fireworks - inspired by Stock
  154. Bob Smith's Nooks and Crannies - submitted by Sean Hagey
  155. The Bobbing Wads
  156. Bone-Smuggling Pillow Biter - one of Ken's Gang's
  157. The Boobs
  158. The Bootleggers - submitted by Earl
  159. Booze! - one by Pran
  160. Bottom of the 11th - submitted by Jason Maddux
  161. Bottomless Pitz - submitted by Jason Maddux
  162. Botulism - a Pran classic
  163. Bourbon Prophecy - submitted by Dale
  164. Box Of Weevils - one of Ken's Gang's
  165. Brain Debt - credit to Pran
  166. Brass Icicles - one of Ken's Gang's
  167. The Brave Little Toaster - submitted by Luke
  168. Broke, Sticky and Confused - submitted by Earl
  169. Broken Phone Lines - submitted by Jason Maddux
  170. Broken Yolk
  171. Broom Closet - one of Ken's Gang's
  172. The Brothers Machiavelli - submitted by Earl
  173. Brucilosis - submitted by Earl
  174. Bubba, You Dented My Plate, or just Bubba - both by Ken's Gang
  175. Bubble Sandwich - one of Ken's Gang's
  176. Bubblegum Hail - one of Ken's Gang's
  177. Buddha Nature - one by Pran
  178. Bungee Kords - submitted by Jason Maddux
  179. Burial Trash - one by Jason Larke
  180. Burning Dead Jawas - an Earl Corey Brown original
  181. Burning the Scarecrow
  182. Burnt Asthma Flakes - submitted by Jason Woods
  183. Burnt Toast - one of Ken's Gang's
  184. Burnt - submitted by Earl
  185. Bushwhackers - from the people present at the past Porn Party at Pran's Place
  186. Busting Heads - credit to Pran
  187. Butch Bidet and the Urinal Gestapo - another one by Marc
  188. Butt Quid - submitted by Kevin
  189. Butt Wait - credit to Stock
  190. Butthole Fireball - submitted by Jason Woods
  191. Buttnugget - one of Ken's Gang's, modified by me - and ALREADY IN USE!
  192. Buttstroke - inspired by Stock
  193. Caliban - submitted by Earl
  194. Call Me Daddy - submitted by Sean Hagey
  195. Calm Clams - "Sean" via Jon Appel
  196. The Canadians - one by Earl
  197. Candid Marionettes - one of Pran's
  198. Canister
  199. Canon - one of Marc's
  200. Captain Coronary - submitted by "Find out yourself"
  201. Captain Kitty - submitted by Ivy
  202. Captain Ridiculous
  203. Captain Yeast Infector - submitted by Jason Woods
  204. Carload of Geeks - credit to Pran
  205. Carpet Shavings - one of Ken's Gang's
  206. Cast Iron Mud Puddle - credit to Fred & Bethanne
  207. Catalyst for Destruction
  208. Catatonic Jen - credit to Shawn Trombley
  209. Catheter - one of Pran's
  210. Catholic School Girls - submitted by Ivy
  211. Cautious Gypsy - one of Ken's Gang's
  212. The Celery Stalkers - one of Leah's
  213. Chapped Lips - one of Ken's Gang's
  214. Charisma 19
  215. Charismatic Megafauna - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  216. Charybdis - one of Marc's
  217. Cheese Filling - Pran sneaks in the 250th entry!
  218. Cheetah Sex - one of Ken's Gang's
  219. Chemical Smile - submitted by "Davey"
  220. Chest Explosion - one of Ken's Gang's
  221. Chest for Men - submitted by Jen Giel
  222. Chest Hair Spasm - one of Ken's Gang's
  223. Chimichanga - one by Stock
  224. Chlorine in the Gene Pool - submitted by Earl
  225. Chode - one of Ken's Gang's
  226. Choir Invisible - credit to Earl
  227. Chop Shop - submitted by Deepzilla
  228. Chow Yun Fat Attack - credit to Earl
  229. Chunnel
  230. Citrus Carnivore - one of Pran's
  231. Classic Captains - submitted by Jason Maddux
  232. Claustrophobic Glass - one of Ken's Gang's
  233. Clean Sweep - one by Marc
  234. Clearly Confused - one of Marc's
  235. The Clive Barker Fan Club - submitted by Earl
  236. Closed Until Further Notice - submitted by Chase A.
  237. Clown Spit - one of Ken's Gang's
  238. Clowns on Crack - another by Marc
  239. Collateral Damage - Jason Larke's counterpart to Punitive Damage
  240. Collectively Moping - captured from conversation by Pran and Marc
  241. Colon Zamboni - credit to Dwan
  242. Completely Sideways - one by Markus
  243. Condemned Already (John 3:18) - by Glenn Kotcher
  244. Confused at the Wheel - submitted by Chase A.
  245. Cosmic Trigger - from the Robert Anton Wilson book, credit to Earl
  246. The Cotton Briefs - submitted by Sean Hagey
  247. The Couch Geckos - credit to Pran and I
  248. The Country's Best Ex-President - submitted by Earl
  249. Covariance
  250. Cowboy Dreams - submitted by Earl
  251. Crab Rangoon - credit to Mer
  252. Crack-loving Soccer Moms - submitted by Deepzilla
  253. Cracked Nut - by Markus
  254. Crackheads Against Heroin Abuse - submitted by WuZoR
  255. Cradlejack - credit to Pran
  256. Crapface - submitted by Jason Woods
  257. Crapturdica - submitted by Jason Woods
  258. Creamstyle Corn - submitted by Jason Woods
  259. Critical Failure - submitted by Brian Forster
  260. Cromwell in Hell - submitted by Earl
  261. Crotch
  262. Cryolite & Tommy Puddinhead - one of Marc's
  263. Cthulu Fhtagn - submitted by Earl
  264. Cuica Eureka - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  265. The Cunning Linguists - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  266. The Cunning Stunts - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
  267. Cusp of Twilight - one of Marc's
  268. Cutting of the Rose - submitted by Earl
  269. Cybersheep - submitted by Earl
  270. The Cygnet Kidnapping League - one by Jen Giel
  271. Dag Nabbit - credit to Stock
  272. Dandylion Whine - submitted by the St. Mary's crew
  273. Das Uber-Band - credit to Jim and Gina (thru Earl)
  274. The Day the Ivy Died - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  275. Dead Air
  276. Dead Camels - one of Ken's Gang's
  277. Dead Skin Factory - submitted by Tim Lowry
  278. Dead-inbred-tyrants - credit to Earl
  279. The Deadbeat Club - one of Marc's, inspired by the B-52's
  280. Death by Disco - one by Third Street
  281. Deep Runes - credit to Chris Dwan
  282. Def Hand Dum - submitted by "Davey"
  283. The Defenestrators - one by Earl
  284. Deferral of Silence
  285. Delta V - submitted by Earl
  286. Dental Infection - one of Ken's Gang's
  287. Depositor's Dump - submitted by Jen Giel
  288. Der Emmy Pooh - one of Ken's Gang's
  289. Desire de Vivre - credit to Nico
  290. Deth Chiq
  291. Detroit Punch - one of Stock's
  292. Devil in a Parka - credit's gotta go to Pran, I guess
  293. The Devil in Miss Hathaway - submitted by Earl
  294. Devils' Toilet Paper - submitted by Kevin
  295. Dial Tone
  296. Dick Nixon - submitted by Earl
  297. Dig Your Own Grave - submitted by Ivy
  298. Digging For Turtles - one of Ken's Gang's
  299. Dildo! - submitted by Earl
  300. Dillpriest - one of Pran's
  301. Dimple Dumplings - one of Ken's Gang's
  302. Dingos Ate My Baby - submitted by Earl
  303. The Dining Philosophers - one by DV
  304. The Dirty Joneses - submitted by Zack Lewis
  305. Disabled Dwarfs - one of Ken's Gang's
  306. Disallowed - submitted by Jen Giel
  307. Disappearing Elbows - one of Ken's Gang's
  308. Disco Donkey - submitted by Jason Woods
  309. Diseasey E - submitted by Jason Woods
  310. The Ditch Doctors - submitted by Jason Maddux
  311. Do Not Eat - inspired by Markus
  312. Dog Dish - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  313. The Dogmatic Liberals - submitted by Earl
  314. Doodz - one of Pran's
  315. The Dooky Boys - submitted by Jason Woods
  316. The Door-to-Door Bra Salesmen - submitted by Earl
  317. Doorknob Entrails - one of Ken's Gang's
  318. Dork Bus - submitted by Jason Woods
  319. Dork - submitted by Jen Giel
  320. Dose - one of Ken's Gang's
  321. Dotted Lines - submitted by Jen Giel
  322. Dove Ortorio - one of Ken's Gang's
  323. The DP Angels - submitted by Earl
  324. Drastic Measures - submitted by BadCartoon of AOL
  325. Dream Catcher - one of Ken's Gang's
  326. Dreaming in Tandem
  327. Dress to the Left - submitted by Earl
  328. Dressed in Black - submitted by Earl
  329. Dripping with Hate - submitted by Earl
  330. Drooling Savants - one of Dwan's
  331. Duck Tape Souls - credit to Chris Dwan
  332. Dueling Eyebrows - one of Ken's Gang's
  333. Dumb Questions, Dumber Answers - submitted by Earl
  334. The Dumb, Dumb Thing - credit to Dwan
  335. Dungeon Of Laughter - one of Ken's Gang's
  336. Dynamic Simulation - one of Markus'
  337. DysFunctionD - submitted by Tim Richardson
  338. Dysplastic Menace - submitted by Deepzilla
  339. Earhole - submitted by Jason Woods
  340. Earl-Style Joy - credit to Earl
  341. Earthworm Trumpet - submitted by Jason Woods
  342. Earwig - one of Ken's Gang's
  343. Ebola Zaire - one by Earl
  344. Ecnalubma
  345. The Ed Project
  346. Edith Gorgenstein - one of Ken's Gang's
  347. Electric Chalk Dust - credit to Jon Appel
  348. Electric Dentures - submitted by Jason Maddux
  349. Electric Underwear - one of Ken's Gang's
  350. Electro-Go-Round (tho I have to admit I also, for some reason, considered Tinkle-Go-Round, which seemed somehow much funnier...)
  351. Electroschlock - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  352. Elite Lag - submitted by Deepzilla
  353. Elliptical Inversion - credit to Chris Nugent and Pran
  354. Emmission - credit to Marc McC from the IA back home
  355. Enchanted Rivoli Master - submitted by Ivy
  356. Endeavor - submitted by Jason Maddux
  357. Endless Genderosity - submitted by Deepzilla
  358. Endless Thrum - by Third Street
  359. Endymion - submitted by Earl
  360. Enemas Of Distinction - one of Ken's Gang's
  361. Erudite Rumblings - credit to Pran
  362. Eschatlolgy seminar - submitted by Earl
  363. Escher's Nightmare
  364. The Essential Vitamins - submitted by Earl
  365. The Eternal Jackass - submitted by Earl
  366. Eternal Virgin - submitted by Princess
  367. Ethnic Cleansing - a strangish one by Marc
  368. Ethnic Fan Club - one of Pran's
  369. Euclid - credit to Markus
  370. Evil Gin - one by Earl
  371. Excavated Caterpillar - one of Ken's Gang's
  372. Exit 41 - replace 41 with a highway exit of significance to your group
  373. The Explosive Bowel Crisis - submitted by Earl
  374. Extended Shrub - one of Ken's Gang's
  375. Extracurricular Murder - credit to Marc
  376. Eye Duneaux
  377. Eyeball - credit to Pran
  378. The F*#king Texans - submitted by Earl
  379. FaceCrust - submitted by Jeff Parker
  380. Fade to Brown - one of Phoenix's
  381. Fading Glory - submitted by Earl
  382. FAH Q. - one by Wenman
  383. Fainna - submitted by Earl
  384. Fairy & Unicorn Girl - one by Earl
  385. Fakespace - inspired by Stock
  386. The Fallen - submitted by Earl
  387. Fantastic Love Orchard - one of 'Liam's
  388. Fart Ambience - submitted by Jason Woods
  389. Farts in a Jar - submitted by Jim Drake for Shannon
  390. Fast Johnny Nard-Gard and the Acrobrats - inspired by the Online Cycling Glossary
  391. Fast Lane - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
  392. Fat Plumber's Plungers - submitted by Jason Maddux
  393. The Fate of All Tyrants - submitted by Earl
  394. FD&C Yellow #5 - one by Stock
  395. Fear and Loathing in Your Pants - submitted by Earl
  396. Fear No Man - submitted by James Kennison
  397. Feather Wig - one of Ken's Gang's
  398. Feeling Dental - submitted by Pran
  399. Feline Jesus - Ken Priebe of Ken's Gang
  400. Fellatio Machine - submitted by Earl
  401. Feral Urbania
  402. Fido Go Home - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  403. The Fifth Patrol - inspired by an idea from my Scouting days...
  404. The Final Sunsets - submitted by Jason Maddux
  405. Finch - submitted by Angel Bizkit
  406. Fink Ployd - credit to Earl
  407. Fire en-gin (or my twist on it, Fire n' Gin) - submitted by Bob Walliston - and joint recipient of the coveted First Band Name to Actually Get Used award! (Check out their homepage.)
  408. Fire Nuts - submitted by Jason Woods
  409. Five Guys in a Deathtrap - submitted by Earl
  410. Fixin' for a Crucifixin' - submitted by Goatlord
  411. Flacid Spasm - one of Ken's Gang's
  412. Flailing Limbs - one by Pran
  413. Flaming Bishop - one of Ken's Gang's
  414. Flaming Elf Head - credit to Third Street
  415. Flashbulbs by Candlelight
  416. Flinging Wampum - one by Stock
  417. Floating Corpses - one of Gino's
  418. Floating in R^3 - another by Stock
  419. Flood of Nincompoops - submitted by Deepzilla
  420. Flush - one of Nate's
  421. The Flying Butt Monkeys (from the Planet Saturn) - submitted by Cale Hutchings
  422. Flying by Mirrors
  423. Foist
  424. Fool Your Friends - submitted by James Kennison
  425. Force Without Form - inspired by a Rush lyric
  426. Forgotten Souls - submitted by Pam Ramey
  427. Fortunate Yeti - submitted by Deepzilla
  428. Forward No Subject - credit to Markus
  429. Four Ugly Guys and a Drummer - credit to Shade, and BNOTM Jun '97
  430. Frank Makes Me Horny - submitted by Tadd Moore
  431. Freakish Challenger - credit to Marc and Jason Larke
  432. Fred is Dead - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
  433. Free Beer - submitted by Geoffrey Dietrich
  434. Free To Be - submitted by "Angel"
  435. French Press - one of Jen Giel's
  436. Frogs From Milwaukee - one of Ken's Gang's
  437. Fungal Aroma - submitted by Pran
  438. Furry Uncle - submitted by Earl
  439. Fuzzy Flatulence - one of Ken's Gang's
  440. Fuzzy Honey - Jen Giel gives us number 667!
  441. Fuzzy Logic - submitted by Sean Hagey
  442. Fuzzy Wuzzy and the Have-no-Hairs - submitted by Sean Hagey
  443. The Gaffers - submitted by Earl
  444. Galaxy Crack - one of Ken's Gang's
  445. Gall Bladder - one of Ken's Gang's
  446. Ganesa, Remover of Obstacles - submitted by Earl
  447. Gasm - credit to Pran
  448. Gaussian Proportions - credit to Markus
  449. Gawdauful - submitted by WuZoR
  450. The Geek Rays - submitted by Jason Woods
  451. General Relativity - one of DV's
  452. Gentle Renderings
  453. Gerbil Jalopy - one of Ken's Gang's
  454. German Jerks - submitted by Jason Maddux
  455. The German Sex Machine - submitted by ima4Ltrwrd
  456. The Germans - submitted by Earl
  457. Get the Good Candy - one by Jon Appel
  458. Gigolo Craig and his Government Pimp - credit to Craig Wesbrook and Jon Appel
  459. Gilligan's Rescuers - one of Ken's Gang's
  460. Gimpy - submitted by Jason Woods
  461. Gino and the Legbreakers - one by Earl
  462. Glacier Service - one of Ken's Gang's
  463. Glass Teat - submitted by Earl
  464. Glimcident - one by Stock
  465. Glow-in-the-dark Phallus Snatchers - submitted by Jeff Parker
  466. Gnaw
  467. Goat Pimps - submitted by Goatlord
  468. Goat Placque - one of Ken's Gang's
  469. Goat Stink - submitted by Dale
  470. Godcandy - one by Third Street
  471. Godmarbles or Godmarbles Underwater - inspired by Stock
  472. Gold Rim Shopping Cart - submitted by Jason Woods
  473. The Gold Star Mothers - submitted by Earl
  474. The Golden Age - submitted by Earl
  475. The Golden Shower Towel Boys - submitted by Earl
  476. Gone Wonky
  477. Gonkulator - from the Hacker's Dictionary...
  478. gOOD hEAD dRUGS - another by Third Street
  479. The Good, The Bad, and the Sufis - submitted by Earl
  480. Good2Go - credit to Markus
  481. Goose the Reaction - courtesy of Paul "The Shiv" Shaffer, "Deaf" Jeff Wolpert, "Punchy Poncho" Harvey Goldberg, and Jon "The Revelator" Appel at McClear Pathe, Toronto
  482. The Goth Posers - one by Earl
  483. Government Weasels at the Door - submitted by Earl
  484. Goya Has No Nose - one of Ken's Gang's
  485. Granny's Gravy - submitted by Jason Maddux
  486. Grape - submitted by Jay Marble
  487. Grass Clippings - one of Ken's Gang's
  488. Gravel Adventure - one of Ken's Gang's
  489. Greased Scotsmen - credit to Third Street
  490. Green Leaf - one of Ken's Gang's
  491. Green Squegee Weasel - submitted by Jason Woods
  492. Green Steak - submitted by Jason Woods
  493. Grimace's Loins - credit to Wenman
  494. Gritty Squirrel - one of Ken's Gang's
  495. The Groove Lemons - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  496. Grope - submitted by Marc
  497. Groping Pillows - one of Ken's Gang's
  498. Grounding Problem - BNOTM Jul '97
  499. Grunting Turtle Heads - submitted by Jason Woods
  500. Gulag - credit to Pran
  501. Guppies Be Good - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  502. The Gutter Bunnies - inspired by the Online Cycling Glossary
  503. Gyrating Organ - submitted by Jason Woods
  504. Hail Eris! - credit to Earl
  505. Hairclogged Drain - submitted by Jason Woods
  506. Hairy Goat Nuts - submitted by Jason Woods
  507. Hamburger Flight School - one of Pran's
  508. Hamburger Pimp - credit to Jim and Gina (thru Earl)
  509. Hand Held Bowel Disruptor - one by Earl
  510. Handpicked Wax Candles - another Pran classic
  511. Hands Across Your A** - submitted by Earl
  512. Hanging Elvis - credit to Third Street
  513. The Happy Dung Beetles - one of Ken's Gang's
  514. The Happy Singing Bandit of Death Part I: The Revenge - one by Jon Appel
  515. Hardcore Beryllium - submitted by Jason Maddux
  516. Hardcore - submitted by Ivy
  517. Harelip Henry's Inbred Jugband - submitted by Jason Woods
  518. Harlan Ellison's Jyhad - one by Earl
  519. Harmonious Stomach - one of Ken's Gang's
  520. Harsh Jam - submitted by Joe Hart
  521. Hassan i Sabbah and the 23 Assasins - one of Earl's
  522. Hat - one of Ken's Gang's
  523. Hate Me 'cause I'm Beautiful - submitted by Earl
  524. Hay Nanny Nanny - submitted by Jason Woods
  525. Hazmat
  526. The Headless Jar Jar Band - submitted by "Israel"
  527. The Headless Thompson Gunners - inspired by Warren Zevon - and joint recipient of the coveted First Band Name to Actually Get Used award!
  528. Headliner - submitted by "Megan"
  529. Hecate and the Moon Girls - submitted by Earl
  530. The Hellbound Preachers of Set - submitted by Earl
  531. Henrietta's Furniture - one of Ken's Gang's
  532. Herbs for the Mind - inspired by Suzie
  533. Herd of Turtles - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  534. Hermaphrodite Momma - submitted by Earl
  535. Hermes, God of Thieves - credit to Earl
  536. Herve's Inferno - submitted by Earl
  537. High on Markers - one of Jen Giel's
  538. Higher Order Terms - on of Markus'
  539. Hippie Killin' Machine - credit to Earl
  540. Hive Mind - credit to Marc
  541. Hold the Ice - submitted by Jason Maddux
  542. Hollandaise and the Eggs Benedict Project - by a guy named Jasper (ask 'Liam)
  543. Homicilence - one of Pran's
  544. Hootenanny - one of Ken's Gang's
  545. The Hot Nostrils - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
  546. Houseguest Kato - submitted by Earl
  547. Hum-job - submitted by Earl
  548. Hump Scully - one by Earl
  549. The Hunchbacks of Southern Methodist - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  550. Hung Jury - submitted by Marc
  551. Hydrocephalic Morphrodites - credit to Stock
  552. HydroSpanner - credit to Earl
  553. I Am A Toad - one of Ken's Gang's
  554. I Don't Know About That - submitted by Paul Smith
  555. I, Pyramid - credit to Sascha of SoulFlower (thru 'Liam)
  556. Ice Cream Burp - one of Ken's Gang's
  557. Icon
  558. If Wishes Were Horses - submitted by Earl
  559. The Illuminated Seers of Detroit - credit to Earl
  560. Imajica - from the Clive Barker book, credit to Earl
  561. Imperial Fern - one of Ken's Gang's
  562. Imprison
  563. In Heat - submitted by Ivy
  564. In the Wet
  565. Inappropriate Behavior - one by DV
  566. Incantations in Binary - snagged from conversation by Pran
  567. The Inevitable
  568. The Infernal Anorexorcist - submitted by "Find out yourself"
  569. Infidel - submitted by Jason Maddux
  570. Infurgotten
  571. The Injustice League - submitted by Earl
  572. Inmates #192034, #394028, and #059384 - submitted by Sean Hagey
  573. Inn Hail - one of Ken's Gang's
  574. Inochi - means "life force" in Japanese (according to our submittor, WuZoR
  575. Inspiration Junkies - credit to Jon Appel
  576. Instant Mouse - snagged from conversation by Chris Dwan
  577. Internal Combustion Injun - submitted by Jeff Parker
  578. The Interzone Chamber of Commerce - submitted by Earl
  579. Invane - one by Pran and I
  580. Inverted Polygons - submitted by WuZoR
  581. Invisible Maniac - "Out of sight, out of mind" translated to Russian and back, credit to Marc
  582. Ipsedixit - submitted by Kevin
  583. Irregularity - one of Ken's Gang's
  584. Island of Light - credit to James Huth
  585. Isomorphic - submitted by Brian Forster
  586. It's Green - one by Pran
  587. Jabberwocky - one of Ken's Gang's
  588. The Jack Officers - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  589. Jaelam Dahdee - inspired by Image Processing class
  590. Janitors of the Apocalypse - submitted by Dale
  591. Jaru - one of Ken's Gang's
  592. Jarvis' Lover - submitted by Ivy
  593. Jenny Screecher - one by Stock
  594. Jenny's Gland Problem - one of Ken's Gang's
  595. Jewish Sex Machine - submitted by JohnnyX
  596. Jibbering Hate - credit to Marc
  597. Jimmy & the Hoffas - one Brandon hit us with that we just HAD to add
  598. Jimmy the Simp & the A-holes - submitted by Earl
  599. Job 3:3 - submitted by Earl
  600. John Avilla and the Star Children (W.L.A.T.F.B.O.N.) - submitted by Billy Spichonea, shortened via acronymization
  601. The John Dillinger Died for You Society - from a Wilson book, credit to Earl
  602. John Doe No. 666 - a fave from bandname afficionado Jim Pellak
  603. Joyous Lepers - submitted by Jeff Parker
  604. Judgement Thing - submitted by Pran
  605. Jugular - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
  606. The Junkies - submitted by Earl
  607. Kallisti - ancient Greek: "for the prettiest one", credit to Earl
  608. Karmic Nullity - credit to Pran
  609. Karmicly Unsound - one by Earl
  610. Kates Rebellion - submitted by Dale
  611. Keep Off Grass - one of Ken's Gang's
  612. Keepers of the Grail - submitted by Earl
  613. The Kennedy Family Curse - submitted by Earl
  614. King Mob - from Grant Morrison's Comic "The Invisibles", credit to Earl
  615. Kiss Me I'm Irish or just Kiss Me - submitted by Ivy
  616. Kittywompus - credit to Marc
  617. Knockout Mice - one by Jen Giel
  618. Knuckledragger - submitted by Adam Sancic
  619. Koenigsberg Bridges - one by DV
  620. Kristen's Blister - credit to Jen Giel
  621. Kung-Fu Jesus - one by Pran - and ALREADY IN USE!
  622. Kutie or Q-T - submitted by Earl
  623. L-1 - credit to Earl
  624. The L.A. Tubercular Choir - from a Harry Chapin live album, credit to Earl
  625. The Ladies' Anarchist Sewing Circle and Thrash Metal Band - one by Markus, inspired by something on Mer Haskell's Homepage
  626. Land of Dreams - one of Marc's
  627. The Large Package Men - submitted by Earl
  628. The Last Days of a Bipedal Vertabrate - one by Earl
  629. Latin Lover - submitted by Deepzilla
  630. Lawyer Spawn - submitted by Earl
  631. Leaky Heap
  632. Left at the Light - submitted by Earl
  633. Less than Epsilon - credit to Dave
  634. Less-than-average Blue Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
  635. Lethal Vaccine - credit to Marc
  636. Leviathan - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
  637. Lewd Sexual Reference - credit to Jon Appel
  638. Lick Languid Blowpuppy - submitted by Earl's pal Ian
  639. Licks or Lix - DV's idea for an open-jam group
  640. Lifeblind - submitted by Tim Richardson
  641. Liquid Cynicism - submitted by Marc
  642. Listen - credit to Jon Appel, and BNOTM Apr '97
  643. Lite Bulb - one of Ken's Gang's
  644. Lithium Incubus and the Legal Beasts - submitted by Melody M. Loughry
  645. Little Apocalypse
  646. Little Friction Hole - submitted by Earl
  647. Little Yellow Bus (with Tinted Windows) - submitted by Jason Woods
  648. Live Silence
  649. Liver Fiesta - submitted by Jason Woods
  650. Llamamen - credit to Chris Dwan
  651. Lochinvar - submitted by Earl
  652. Long Yeller Toenails - submitted by Jason Woods
  653. Loose Morals - one by Earl
  654. Loose Warts - one of Ken's Gang's
  655. Lord Morpheus - submitted by Earl
  656. Los Banditos Locos - submitted by Earl
  657. Loud Silence - submitted by Kevin
  658. The Love Gods - submitted by Earl
  659. Lump In My Foot - one of Ken's Gang's
  660. The Lung-Lickers - credit to Earl
  661. Lungful of Sod - submitted by Earl
  662. Lungs and Dumplings - credit to Mike Kurlico, through Eleanor Howe
  663. Lust for Beef - one of Earl's
  664. The Lusty Wenches - submitted by Earl
  665. M C Squared - DV's twist on some common names
  666. Mad Herbert - one by Earl
  667. Magic Mushrooms - submitted by Ivy
  668. The Magical Poo Poo Man and Bob - submitted by Jason Woods
  669. Mail Order Messiah - Markus', with help from Dave
  670. Manic Cycle - one of Chris Dwan's
  671. Manifesto Sanitarium - submitted by Ivy
  672. Mark's Christmas List - one by Markus
  673. The Marlboro Women - submitted by Earl
  674. Massive Scrotum Trauma - Markus' companion to Cracked Nut
  675. Master (insert name here) and His Submissive Monkey Boys - submitted by WuZoR
  676. Masturbatorily Motivated - one by Stock
  677. Maximum Death - a silly one by Stock
  678. May I Take Your Order? - submitted by Joey Hattz
  679. Me and the Dingos - one with a history by Mer
  680. Meandering Eels - one of Ken's Gang's
  681. Meat Gazers - submitted by Jeff Parker
  682. Mecha-God - credit to Earl
  683. Megahurts - one by DV
  684. Melatonin Junkies - submitted by Earl
  685. Meow - submitted by Ivy
  686. The Metaphysics of Lust - submitted by Earl
  687. The Michigan Militia - submitted by Earl
  688. Midgets Need Not Apply - submitted by JohnnyX
  689. Midnight Edge - one of Marc's
  690. Midnight Shade - one of Ken's Gang's
  691. Mime School - submitted by Earl
  692. Mind the Gap - ALREADY IN USE!
  693. Mindbomb - one by Pran
  694. Miscellaneous Rock Band Number 4 (MRB04)
  695. Missing Fibula - submitted by Earl
  696. Mister Blisters' Sister - one by Earl
  697. Mizery - submitted by Darrell Guddy
  698. Mmashed Motherboard - submitted by Earl
  699. Mobile Pop Tops - submitted by Jason Maddux
  700. Mobius Tease
  701. Mock the Youth - one by Chris Dwan
  702. Moe Lester - credit to Gino
  703. Mondo Nympho Kings - submitted by Earl
  704. Monkey Butt Joe and the Scrotal Harmonists - submitted by Jason Woods
  705. Mono and the Diglycerides - one of Markus'
  706. Monsters from the Id - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
  707. More Def Than Phat - credit to Stock and Paul Serilla
  708. Morgenshlong - we really need an umlout (sp?) over the first o there...
  709. Moron Sandwich - one of Ken's Gang's
  710. Mosh is Dead - submitted by Earl
  711. Mosquito Butt - one of Ken's Gang's
  712. Mouth Full Of Mice - one of Ken's Gang's
  713. Mouthful of Guy - one by Earl
  714. Mr. Boy - by Shawn Trombley, inspired by MRB04
  715. Mr. Evil Fish Pants - submitted by Jason Woods
  716. Mr. Mojo Rising and the Funk Masters of Sirius - credit to Earl
  717. The Mucus Brothers - one of Ken's Gang's
  718. Mudflap - submitted by Adam Sancic
  719. Multiple Injections (to the Stomach) - one of Jen Giel's
  720. Mumbling Aimlessly - one from Jeff B.
  721. Mumbling Truths - submitted by Earl's pal Emily
  722. Munition - one by Chris Dwan
  723. Muses Of Authority - one of Ken's Gang's
  724. Music Mezz - submitted by "Jerry"
  725. Musical Cornbread - by Fred & Bethanne
  726. The Musical Mimes - by Chip Lake, fellow ERIM guy
  727. Mutant Pygmies - credit to Chris Dwan
  728. My Annoying Neighbor - submitted by Luke
  729. My Booty Hurts - submitted by Earl
  730. My Friend Ed - submitted by JohnnyX
  731. My Life's Worth or My Life's End - submitted by Angel Bizkit
  732. My Own Little Sandbox - submitted by Pran
  733. The Mythonauts - submitted by Earl
  734. Nagging Pain
  735. Naive - one of Ken's Gang's
  736. Naked Flying Dream - submitted by Jason Woods
  737. Naked LunchBox - credit to Earl
  738. Naked Twister Blister - submitted by Jason Woods
  739. Nancy and the Magic Leotard - submitted by Jason Woods
  740. Narcoleptic Tweezers - one by Jen Giel
  741. The Naughty Boyfriends - submitted by 'Liam
  742. Naval Lint - credit to Pran
  743. Navel Oranges - by Tadd Moore
  744. Necessary Attrition - one by Mer
  745. Necrobeastial Buttsex - by Liam Hoekenga, through Shade
  746. The Necronomicon Book Club - submitted by Earl
  747. NegatoxinTeenageWarhead - submitted by "Find out yourself"
  748. Neon Holocaust - one of Ken's Gang's
  749. Nerds With Arthritis (NWA) - submitted by Sean Hagey
  750. Nerdvana - submitted by Sean Hagey
  751. Neuro-Chemical Boo-Boo - submitted by Earl
  752. Never Say Cute
  753. The New and Revised Kama Sutra Instructors - submitted by Earl
  754. The New Earl Order - (fans will just call it NEO) - submitted by Earl
  755. Nice Ring To It - one of Ken's Gang's
  756. Nicky Stench and the Stick-Ups
  757. Nicotine - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
  758. Nimble Liver - one of Ken's Gang's
  759. No Avail or, better yet, To No Avail
  760. No Left Turn
  761. Noctaluca - one of Leah's
  762. The Nocturnal Pre-pubescents - one by Jen Giel
  763. Non-alcoholic Beer - submitted by Jason Maddux
  764. Non-carbonated Cola - submitted by Jason Maddux
  765. Nonarithmetic Calculations - submitted by Jason Maddux
  766. None of the Above
  767. Nonsensical Dirt - one of Ken's Gang's
  768. Nosehair Implants - one of Ken's Gang's
  769. Nostril - credit to Pran
  770. Not A Toy - submitted by James Kennison
  771. Not Enough Food for Hugo - submitted by Earl
  772. Noteless - credit to Chip Lake
  773. Nothing Doing - submitted by Deepzilla
  774. Nothing to Say - submitted by JohnnyX
  775. Notorious Ned the Douglas Fir - submitted by Luke
  776. Notwithstanding Griswold - one of Mer's
  777. Nuclear Popsicle - submitted by Ivy
  778. Nuclear Warhead Forehead - submitted by Jason Woods
  779. Nukable Cuisine - one of Pran's
  780. Nursepower - submitted by "Angel"
  781. Nut Wine - grasped from Ann Arbor graphitti
  782. The Occult
  783. Ogoun's Army - one of Marc's
  784. The Ohio Border Patrol - submitted by Earl
  785. Old Hat - one Marc and Leah came up with
  786. Oliver Cromwell & the Roundheads - submitted by Sean Hagey
  787. On the Rag
  788. Onan the Barbarian - one by Earl
  789. One Bike Richer
  790. One Dope Groove - one by Stock and our 500th entry!
  791. The One Man Trio - submitted by Kevin
  792. One Would Think - credit to Jen Giel
  793. Only as Directed
  794. Oobleck Lover - one of Ken's Gang's
  795. Opening Act - submitted by "Megan"
  796. Opiate Nation - submitted by brahms@ix.netcom.com
  797. The Original Vomiting Communists - credit to Ken P and the MG's
  798. Orthogonal to Blackness - credit mostly to Steve Kapolka, submitted by Fred Himebaugh
  799. Osato - credit to Markus and Jon Appel
  800. The Other Leading Band
  801. Outbreak - one by Dwan
  802. Outrageous Underpants - submitted by Jason Woods
  803. Overhead Transparencies - one by Jen Giel
  804. The Overzealous - submitted by Sean Hagey
  805. Ovulicious - one of Ken's Gang's
  806. Ow, My Pancreas - one by Gino
  807. The Owl Pellets - one of Ken's Gang's
  808. Oz, or maybe even First Wizard Deluxe
  809. Ozymandias - submitted by WuZoR
  810. Pagan - submitted by Earl
  811. Panic of Memory - inspired by a line from Bradbury
  812. Paper Cuts - submitted by Jen Giel
  813. Parrot Sketch - submitted by Earl
  814. The Particulars
  815. Pass The Pigs - one of Ken's Gang's
  816. Patty and the Pentominoes - DV's 2nd idea for an Eric Clapton cover band
  817. Pelican - one of Ken's Gang's
  818. Pencilneck - submitted by WuZoR
  819. Penelopie's Scarf - submitted by Ivy
  820. Pentagon - submitted by "Angel"
  821. Pere Ubu - submitted by Earl AS BAND NAME NUMBER *1000*!!
  822. Perfect for Parties - submitted by James Kennison
  823. Perfect Organism - for you Alien fans...
  824. Permission Denied - one of Marc's
  825. The Pert Pot - credit to Markus
  826. Perverted Pocket Change - submitted by Jason Maddux
  827. The Pessimists - credit to Rockin' Bob Cronley
  828. Pez - help from Stock and Markus
  829. Phlegmgeyser - credit to Shawn Trombley
  830. Phly - one by Stock
  831. PHRAMPH - credit to Wenman
  832. Pi R Squared - submitted by Jason Maddux
  833. Pi$$'d - submitted by Joe Hart
  834. Pickled Cows - one of Ken's Gang's
  835. Pieces of Orpheus - submitted by Earl
  836. Pigeon Wing - one of Ken's Gang's
  837. Pigs Eat Bacon - one of Ken's Gang's
  838. Pile
  839. Pill Poppers - submitted by Ivy
  840. Pimpmaster Paul and the Orangutan Five - submitted by Jeff Parker
  841. The Pinch Hitters - submitted by Jason Maddux
  842. Pindik - check out the "Live at Olympus Mons" album cover - credit to Stock, I think
  843. Pink Pubes - submitted by Paul Smith
  844. Pitchforks and Torches - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  845. Plastic Cat - one of Ken's Gang's
  846. Plastic Chest
  847. Platonic Solids - one of Stock's, and BNOTM March '97
  848. Platypus Toupee - one of Ken's Gang's
  849. Pleasantly Warm
  850. Plush Carpet - submitted by Tadd Moore
  851. Po Boy Hoagie and the Grinders
  852. Podium
  853. Poet Cravings - submitted by Earl
  854. Polysorbate 80 - one of Markus'
  855. Pomp, No Circumstances - submitted by Earl
  856. Pookie Manson - credit to Marc
  857. Pool Party at Aliester Crowley's - submitted by Earl
  858. Poot Biscuit - submitted by Jason Woods
  859. Pork - submitted by Dom and Joe
  860. Post Nasal Drip - another by Mer
  861. Poultry Bolt - credit to Third Street
  862. Pre-pubescent Drug Bust - submitted by Sean Hagey
  863. The Pre-Raphaelites - submitted by Earl
  864. Preadamica - submitted by "Jackie and Davey"
  865. Precious Comings - sort of by 'Liam
  866. The Preferred Line - one of Markus'
  867. Prime Mover - another one of Markus'
  868. The Proctologists - submitted by Dom and Joe
  869. Prohibition - credit to Pran
  870. Propaganda - credit to Marc
  871. Prophecy Engine - credit to Earl
  872. Pssst, wanna join a cult? - submitted by Earl
  873. Psychedelic Marijuana - submitted by Joey Hattz
  874. Psychedelic Toothbrush Factory - one of Ken's Gang's
  875. The Pullovers - submitted by Sean Hagey
  876. Punitive Damage - credit to Jason
  877. Puppy Burp - one of Ken's Gang's
  878. Purple Hooter - one of Nico's
  879. Purple Pink Poo Penis - submitted by Tod
  880. Purplina Fart Box - one of Ken's Gang's
  881. Push Down & Turn - submitted by Tadd Moore
  882. The Pushovers - submitted by Sean Hagey
  883. Putrid - inspired by the group Rancid
  884. Pyroclasm - one of Markus' best, IMHO
  885. The Quantum Mechanics - one by DV
  886. Quarrel in the Mosh Pit - submitted by "Jay" via Timothy McEntee
  887. Quasimodal - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  888. Queen Arthur - submitted by Earl
  889. Quell the Riot - submitted by Earl
  890. Questing for Nose Gold - thanks to Gino for the 1st Band Name to Start with "Q"!
  891. The Quick Picks - submitted by Jason Maddux
  892. Quiescent Thunder - one by Pran
  893. Quoth the Raven - one of Marc's
  894. Rabbits Screaming
  895. Radiative Abrasion - one of Pran's
  896. Radio Piglet - credit to Third Street
  897. Raging Hormones - credit to Eleanor Howe
  898. Rain Prayer - one of Ken's Gang's
  899. Rambunctious Epiphany - credit to Pran and Stock
  900. Ramin Noodle Orgy - submitted by Jason Woods
  901. Random Twitchings - credit to Pran for the 300th entry
  902. Ravioli Flashback - one by Earl
  903. Re: Jobs - credit to Markus
  904. Reckless Bacon - submitted by Jason Woods
  905. Rectal Birth - submitted by Dom and Joe
  906. Rectal Expulsion, Rectal Annihilation, Rectal Sanitation, or Rectal (any word that ends with -ion) - submitted by WuZoR
  907. Red Grass - submitted by Jason Maddux
  908. Red Headed Step Child - one of Ken's Gang's - and ALREADY IN USE!
  909. Red Pop
  910. Refrigerate After Opening
  911. Regal Beagles - submitted by Jason Maddux
  912. Reginald Vas Deferens - one of Ken's Gang's
  913. Regurge - one by Pran
  914. Remarkably Free of Cats - an accidental submission by Chris Dwan
  915. Rendered Inoperative - one of Marc's
  916. Repent Now! - submitted by Earl
  917. Repetitive Thudd - credit to Eric Larmouth
  918. Residual Butt Scrunge - from Stacy Eilers, via Marc
  919. Residual Slag - one of Pran's
  920. Retro Ashtray Lobster - submitted by Jason Woods
  921. The Reverend I'd've Thunk - credit to Markus and Stock
  922. Rez Road - submitted by Earl
  923. Rhoidbuffing - inspired by the Online Cycling Glossary
  924. Right British Bastard - credit to Markus
  925. Right in the Sac - credit to Gino
  926. Righteous Darkness
  927. Rioting Milkshake - one of Ken's Gang's
  928. Rite of Whey
  929. Roadie's Dream - submitted by Joey Hattz
  930. Robert Johnson's Ghost - from a Michael Anderson Lyric, credit to Earl
  931. Rocmonitor
  932. Rolling Pudding - one of Ken's Gang's
  933. Ron on the Rock - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  934. Rotospleen
  935. rotten piece of blue cheese on a mountain with a side order of fries - submitted by "Matt", who, when asked, said he liked the name because it was "long and pointless", so I let it ride
  936. Rubber Band - submitted by "Megan"
  937. Rumpled Stilts Skin - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  938. Rumplesh*thead - submitted by Stock, inspired by an episode of Space Moose
  939. S. H. P. Tribal Warriors - submitted by Jeff Parker, mildly shortened
  940. The Saints of the Next World - submitted by Earl
  941. Salamander Squeegee - one of Ken's Gang's
  942. Saliva Mucusque - (latin for spit and slime) submitted by Earl
  943. Salvador Dali Lama - submitted by Earl
  944. Samurai Aliens - submitted by Earl
  945. Sarcastic Legends of Yore (S.L.Y.) - inspired by Markus
  946. Satan's Tool - submitted by Geoff Brown
  947. Satcho - one of Ken's Gang's
  948. The Saviors of the Stupid - submitted by Earl
  949. Scab Collector - submitted by Jason Woods
  950. Scary Floating Head - submitted by Jason Woods
  951. Scary Microwave - one of Ken's Gang's
  952. ScAve - submitted by Tim Richardson
  953. Schroedinger's Cat - one of Leah's
  954. Scooter, Sparky & the Whistlebritches - submitted by Jason Woods
  955. Scopes Mouthwash Trial - credit to Dwinn
  956. Scrab - credit to Markus
  957. Scranton
  958. Screaming English Butler - credit to Third Street
  959. Screaming Mannequin - one of Pran's
  960. Screaming Yellow Polyps - submitted by Lyrad Nherps
  961. Scrotal Torsion - credit to Earl
  962. The Secretaries-General of the United Nations - one of my faves by Markus
  963. Seething Anal Sore - also grasped from Ann Arbor graphitti
  964. Selective Booty - credit to Pran
  965. Selective Coal - a psuedo-spoonerism of a real band
  966. Seminal Fluid - submitted by Earl
  967. Septic Stench
  968. Seven Circles
  969. Severe Tire Damage - credit to Third Street
  970. Sewing Rabbits - one of Ken's Gang's
  971. Sex, Drugs, and Polka - credit to Earl
  972. Sex-With-Guns - one by Earl
  973. Sexy Dead Girls - submitted by Earl
  974. The Sexy Dead Guys - submitted by Earl
  975. Shake the Roast
  976. Shake Well
  977. Shameless Flirt - submitted by "Hayley"
  978. Shaved Llamas - submitted by Billy Spichonea
  979. Sheepshock - one by 'Liam
  980. Sheer Modulus - submitted by Brian Forster
  981. Sick Bastard - submitted by Ivy
  982. The Sidhe - (pronounced "Shee") submitted by Earl
  983. Signals on Flash - one by Tadd Moore
  984. Simple Complication - one of Markus'
  985. Simple Pleasures - submitted by JohnnyX
  986. The Singed Nipples - submitted by the Sphagnum crew
  987. Six Sheets to the Wind
  988. Skankin' Strawberries - submitted by "Jay"
  989. Skanktified - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
  990. Skelefinger and the 12th Street Orgasm - submitted by Deepzilla
  991. Skelter Helter - submitted by Earl
  992. Skidmark
  993. Skylight
  994. Slapp Happy - submitted by Zack Lewis
  995. Slathered in Filth - credit to Earl
  996. Slim McGill and the Machinegunners - one of Stock's
  997. Slogan - credit to Marc
  998. Slutty Guy - one by Earl
  999. Small Toddler - one of Jen Giel's
  1000. Smell Like Driving - one by Jon Appel
  1001. Smile Contest Winner - submitted by Tim Lowry
  1002. The Smiling Cloacas - one of Jen Giel's
  1003. Smoke the ROC - one of Pran's
  1004. Smokin' With Earl - submitted by Geoff Brown
  1005. Smoking Gun - one of Marc's
  1006. Smooch the Pooch - one by Fred Himebaugh
  1007. Smorgasborg - one of Ken's Gang's
  1008. Snackin' on Asphalt
  1009. Snakes R Us - one of Ken's Gang's
  1010. Sneezy Caesar - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1011. Snoozin' and Droolin'
  1012. Snowbucket
  1013. Soap in the Eye
  1014. Social at a Distance
  1015. The Social Engineers - submitted by Earl
  1016. Socially Unacceptable - credit to Pran
  1017. Socratic Method - credit to Stock - and ALREADY IN USE!
  1018. Sodomize, Defenestrate, Vivisceplture - one by Earl
  1019. Soggy Magus - submitted by Earl
  1020. Solid White Tuna or just Solid White - credit to Pran
  1021. Some Say - submitted by Paul Smith
  1022. Something Better - submitted by "Megan"
  1023. Something Oral - credit to Pran
  1024. Somewhat Impossible
  1025. Sonic Frenulum - credit to Chris Dwan
  1026. Sonic Girl in Outer Space - submitted by Ivy
  1027. Soul Brother #24601 - one by Earl
  1028. Soundmirror
  1029. South - submitted by Earl (very funny, Earl)
  1030. Spam Parade - one of Ken's Gang's
  1031. Spandex Buffet - a creative one from Graham Mills of MI
  1032. Spankers Anonymous - submitted by "Flanker Spanker"
  1033. Spastic Episode - submitted by Jeff Parker
  1034. Special Guest - submitted by "Megan"
  1035. Specious - one of Marc's
  1036. Speckled Rumps - one of Ken's Gang's
  1037. Spirits in the Dark - inspired by a North lyric
  1038. Splash the Cat - credit to Julie
  1039. Splunge - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  1040. Splunk Nut - one of Ken's Gang's
  1041. Splut - one by Earl
  1042. Spooky Head Sh*t - credit to Earl
  1043. Sporklip - submitted by Earl
  1044. Spratly Island - submitted by Sean Kutzko
  1045. Spreading the Dill - Pran
  1046. Spumbungler - submitted by Spum
  1047. The Spurts - one of Marc's
  1048. Squash - one of Ken's Gang's
  1049. Squirts, Drips, and Splatters - partially a product of the prominent partakings at the Porn Party at Pran's Place
  1050. Stairwell to Hell - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  1051. The Standard Deviants - another one by Stock
  1052. SteppenPuppy - submitted by Earl
  1053. Stinky Jim and the Lovegnats
  1054. Stocking Stalkers - submitted by "Megan"
  1055. Stool Sampler - submitted by Jason Woods
  1056. Strange Aeons - submitted by Earl
  1057. Strangled Cries - one of Marc's
  1058. Strawberry Echidna - one of Ken's Gang's
  1059. The Stray Toasters - credit to Roland Wong from my high school
  1060. String Theory - credit to Dwan
  1061. The Substitute Teachers
  1062. Successfully Ambiguous
  1063. Sucretia's Food Stamps - submitted by Jason Woods
  1064. Suddenly Toast
  1065. Sufi Rage - one by Earl
  1066. Suitcase - one of Ken's Gang's
  1067. Summa Cum Meatball - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  1068. Sunny Gobbles - one of Ken's Gang's
  1069. Super Cyberdemon - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1070. Super Dork - submitted by Jason Woods
  1071. The Super-hero Groupies - submitted by Earl
  1072. Supercollie - one of Jon Appel's
  1073. Superdoom - submitted by Earl
  1074. Supersonic Wimps - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1075. Supertaco - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1076. Sure-fire Fool, Sure-fire Winner or just Sure-fire - all submitted by James Kennison
  1077. Surgical Farms - one of Ken's Gang's
  1078. Sustainable Exception - snagged from conversation by Marc
  1079. Sweep Up - submitted by Deepzilla
  1080. Sweet Salt Lick - credit to Stock
  1081. Switchblade Catheter - submitted by Goatlord
  1082. Synergy
  1083. Systematic Soul Deadening - one of Earl's
  1084. Tablecloth Windows - one of Ken's Gang's
  1085. Tailbone - one of Pran's
  1086. Tallywhacker - submitted by Jason Woods
  1087. Tapestry - submitted by Richard Bittel
  1088. Tar Moon - one of Ken's Gang's
  1089. Tarot Poker - one by Earl
  1090. Tastes Like Crotch - by Earl
  1091. Team Ugly Butthair - submitted by Deepzilla
  1092. Teething Tree - one of Ken's Gang's
  1093. Tequillanite - credit to Dwan
  1094. Terry and the Tri-ominoes - DV's 1st idea for an Eric Clapton cover band
  1095. Testosterone Posturing - one of Fred & Bethanne's
  1096. The Testostertones - submitted by Sean Kutzko, and ALREADY IN USE!
  1097. Texas Book Depository - credit to Earl
  1098. That New Time Religion - submitted by Earl
  1099. the Atlantian Embassy - submitted by Earl
  1100. the Changelings - submitted by Earl
  1101. This Guy - submitted by "Matt"
  1102. Throat Pockets - one of Ken's Gang's
  1103. Thursday Mornings - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1104. Tierstack - submitted by Paul Smith
  1105. Time Till Then
  1106. Toaster Wet Dream - submitted by Earl
  1107. Toasters of Love - one by Jen Giel
  1108. Tom Stolarz - submitted by Dom and Joe
  1109. Tongue-Bath - credit to Earl
  1110. Tongueless - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1111. The Tonguetied Mimes - one from Jeff B.
  1112. Too Much Milk - one by DV
  1113. Tortured Orchard - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  1114. Totality - one of Markus'
  1115. Touch Lightly - one of Ken's Gang's
  1116. Toyko: 0, Monsters: 1 - submitted by Earl
  1117. Tragicomic Flatulence - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  1118. Trains Of Animosity - one of Ken's Gang's
  1119. Trash Talkin' Tourettes - submitted by Tim Lowry
  1120. The Travelling Salesmen - one by DV
  1121. Travesty - one of Pran's
  1122. Triage
  1123. Trichinosis - one of Marc's
  1124. Trilogy - one of Marc's
  1125. Tripwire - one of Ken's Gang's
  1126. Trout Protoplasm - one of Ken's Gang's
  1127. Tuna Mold - one of Ken's Gang's
  1128. Tungsten - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1129. Turd - submitted by Jason Woods
  1130. Turgid Prose - by Glenn Kotcher
  1131. Twisted Moose - inspired by Pran
  1132. Twisted Pair - one of Chris Dwan's
  1133. Twitching Horses - one of Ken's Gang's
  1134. Two Italian Kids and a Little Cocoa Brown Boy - submitted by "Matt"
  1135. Two-Minute Warning - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1136. Tylenol - idea by Julie Smith of U of M
  1137. Uberpoodle - credit to Jon Appel
  1138. Ugly German Love Poems - submitted by Earl
  1139. Ultimate Jackass - submitted by Deepzilla
  1140. Uncle Binky - submitted by Ivy
  1141. Undefined Errors - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1142. Underlined Impotency - one of Ken's Gang's
  1143. Understanding Mules - one of Ken's Gang's
  1144. Underwire Philanthropists - one of Ken's Gang's
  1145. The Unemployable - submitted by the St. Mary's crew
  1146. Unexpected Cuisine
  1147. Unforgettable Mold - one of Ken's Gang's
  1148. Uninformed Albatross - one of Ken's Gang's
  1149. Unlikely Ointment - one of Jim's
  1150. Unnatural Springwater - submitted by Earl
  1151. The Untimely Death of Catherine the Great - submitted by Earl
  1152. Unutterable Madness - one by Marc
  1153. Used Faith - submitted by Earl
  1154. The Usual Kink - A Dwan-ism via Pran
  1155. Utne - submitted by Earl
  1156. Vampire Weasels - submitted by Kevin
  1157. Verbing Nouns - one by Dave, inspired by many modern band names, and BNOTM May '97
  1158. Vestigial Buttocks - one of Pran's
  1159. Vibrating Cancer Pants - submitted by Jason Woods
  1160. Vigilante Light of Truth - inspired by Pran
  1161. Vinyl Teeth - one of Ken's Gang's
  1162. Virtual Normality - credit to Markus
  1163. Virtual Perfection
  1164. Visa-Local-Bus - by Fred & Bethanne
  1165. Viscous Metric
  1166. W. D. F. A. - submitted by Joey Hattz
  1167. Walking Hubris - one by Jen Giel
  1168. Wasted - submitted by Darrell Guddy
  1169. The Wastes of Carbon - one by Earl
  1170. Watch Me Puke - one of Ken's Gang's
  1171. Wax Toilet - one of Ken's Gang's
  1172. The Way Out
  1173. Wayne Wayt & the Paper Weight Band - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1174. We Play Songs - one of Ken's Gang's
  1175. Wear My Pants - submitted by Jen Giel
  1176. Weasels Without Teeth - one of Ken's Gang's
  1177. Weast Coast Freak Avengers - submitted by "Israel"
  1178. Welfare Granny - submitted by Jason Woods
  1179. Wet Paint - one of Ken's Gang's
  1180. What - submitted by Earl
  1181. Where Egos Dare - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  1182. Whiny Girl - submitted by Ivy
  1183. The Whiskey Ain't Workin' - submitted by Earl
  1184. Whiskey Shits - submitted by Goatlord
  1185. Whiskey Vomit - submitted by Jason Woods
  1186. The White Devils - submitted by Jason Woods
  1187. White Like Ike - credit to Fred Himebaugh
  1188. White Scandal - submitted by Snake
  1189. Whoregasbord - submitted by Bruce Jones
  1190. Wild Cattle - by Dwan
  1191. Wildcards - submitted by Earl
  1192. Wimp Accelerator - one of Ken's Gang's
  1193. Winged Brutality - credit to Marc
  1194. Witch Pot - one of Ken's Gang's
  1195. The Wonderful Sounds Of Bowel Surgery - one of Ken's Gang's
  1196. Wood - one of Ken's Gang's
  1197. The World's Finest - submitted by Earl
  1198. Wormhole - one of DV's
  1199. Worms Up My Ears - one of Ken's Gang's
  1200. Wormwood - one by Mer
  1201. The Wrath Of (Bronze Butt) - Pran and Markus
  1202. Wrath of Maintenance
  1203. X-it Wound - credit to Earl
  1204. Xehshex - after getting a 'Q', we just needed an 'X' name, and got this cool idea, pronounced 'zeshex'
  1205. Yankee Poodles - submitted by Jason Maddux
  1206. Yeti Convention - submitted by Deepzilla
  1207. Yield - submitted by "Megan"
  1208. Yodeling Jesus and the Armpit Players - submitted by Jason Woods
  1209. Yodeling Liver - one of Ken's Gang's
  1210. You Like Fries With That? - submitted by Snake, modified mildly
  1211. You Look Like A Rocket - one of Ken's Gang's
  1212. Young, Dead, Cute - submitted by Earl
  1213. YoYodyne Propulsion Systems - one by Earl
  1214. Yum Yum Bathtub Scum - submitted by Ivy
  1215. Zagnut Bartholomule - one of Ken's Gang's
  1216. Zaphod Beeblebrox - submitted by Snake
  1217. Zen Mafia - credit to Earl - and ALREADY IN USE!
  1218. Zephyr - one by Pran
  1219. Zimbabwean Death - one of Ken's Gang's
  1220. Zit Popping Fetish - submitted by Jason Woods
  1221. Zyx - our tribute to alphabet reversal

WowWhatAGreatListCanIAddOne?!???!????!!

If this is your question, then here is your answer.

Credit where it's Due...

Uncommented names are mine, but the names of familiar others who contribute in mass quantities are often abbrieviated as such:

The Few, the Proud

The following are the pioneers who have bravely been among the first people I didn't first know personally to contribute to the Band Names Hopepage, presented in chrono order by first submission. They rock.

(If I ever miss anyone, jus' lemme know and I'll set it right.)

Thanks to all these brave souls for supporting the open 'net!

The Band Names Homepage Awards!

For no reason other than sheer mania, we here present the Official Band Names Homepage Awards...

Band Name of the Year

The Band Name of the Month wasn't quite working out, but this award is given to the band name voted coolest of the year. For 1998's award winner, you can nominate any band you wish, just email me.

1997's winner was voted from the nominees below (selected from 1997's Band Names of the Month).

Band Name of the Year 1997 Nominees:

  1. Blendersplat
  2. Bite the Wax Tadpole
  3. Platonic Solids
  4. Listen
  5. Verbing Nouns
  6. Four Ugly Guys and a Drummer
  7. Grounding Problem
  8. Sarcastic Legends of Yore
  9. Slim McGill and the Machinegunners
And the 1997 Band Name of the Year: Bite the Wax Tadpole (1 vote came in off the web!)

Band Name of the Year 1998

Email me with your nominees!

The Manager's Picks...

Since I don't get to vote for BNOTY, here are my informal faves from the list for various reasons, also in alpha order, continually added to as I stumble across them in my page maintenance:

Personal Awards and Mentions

250th Entry to the Band Names Homepage

This award goes, interestingly enough, to Pran Mukherjee for his timely submission of Cheese Filling. We'd like to be able to say it couldn't have gone to a better band name...

334th Entry to the Band Names Homepage

Band Name Afficionado Pran Mukherjee relentlessly claims the 1/3-of-a-thousand mark with The Belligerent Articulates, which is at least an improvement over Cheese Filling. Still, I am made to wonder if there's any justice in the world.

500th Entry to the Band Names Homepage

At last! The half-thousand mark was claimed by Mark Stock's entry of One Dope Groove! Way to go, Mark!

667th Entry to the Band Names Homepage

This award goes to Jen Giel's entry of Fuzzy Honey, entered 22 February 1999.

750th Entry to the Band Names Homepage

This one goes to Black Steed, submitted by Glenn Kotcher. Rock on!

1000th Entry

This truly monumental award goes to Pere Ubu, submitted by none other than Earl Corey Brown. Congrats to Earl on this major milestone in Band Names Homepage history.

Most Submissions Award

This award, historically held from the Band Homepage's inception back in 1995 by "Ken's Gang, for their ludicrously large submission of 163 name ideas of varying flavors", now goes to dutiful fan Earl C. Brown, for his total of 230 submissions (as of 26 July 1999) and counting of decent-to-hilarious-quality band name ideas. Wow.

First Band Name to Start with "Q"

In indirect honor of "Tom and John" (long story), we proudly award this honor unto James P. "Gino" McKenzie of the Blighted Blazing Desert Planet of Phoenix, Arizona, where a gallon of tasty water costs a quarter, and nasty water is free, for his infamously submitted Questing for Nose Gold.

First Band Name to be Found Already in Use

This award goes to Buttnugget, a modified submission by Ken's Gang that, we recently found, has been in use since 1994 or so by a punk band in Austrailia. I guess good taste is universal!

The "First Band Name to Actually Get Used" Award

We're proud to announce a 2-way tie for this rare and frankly unexpected award! This award is shared by two bands: Fire n' Gin and The Headless Thompson Gunners, who notified/requested their uses of names from this page within a few days of each other (close enough for me) in February 1999.
Fire n' Gin is a new alternative group in Canada beginning their first recording this comming summer. The Headless Thompson Gunners are a Southeast-Michigan-based Warren Zevon cover band. Best of luck to both groups!

The "Bust-the-Kenneth" Award

This coveted award is hard to explain. See, since Ken's Gang has so many entries, it's very often that 2, 3 or more appear in a row. As the submissions, continue, however, this becomes less and less the case, since Ken's Gang, as a defined unit, doesn't submit any more names. This award goes to the band name that, when placed in order, will seperate the last remaining adjacent pair of names submitted by Ken's Gang. It'll take smarts and timing and someone who cares, or else Pran will get it! :)

Awards to come...

Yes, I'm askin' again. Got any ideas for noteworthy categories of note? Drop me a line with your ideas for awards!! I'm serious! There's no reason for this to be a one-dude show.

Hey, while you're at it, drop me a nominee or three for your award idea.


Others in the Biz

As time passes, I'm finding other band name idea sources on the internet. I hope to maintain a list of links to them here, so if you know of one that's not listed, please let me know. This is, after all, the official Unofficial Band Names Homepage, so a list of links is only appropos. :)

The list right now is short:

And...

The Band Names Homepage is a collection of independent ideas, each of which may or may not be important to someone at large. We claim no indication of the protection or public-domainess of anything. Any offense drawn from above names is purely imagined by the recipient. We are not responsible for lost or stolen articles. We do not articulate stolen or lost responsibilities. Yeah.


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